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Paul Rudd Isn’t Sure Why He Did That Eva Longoria Movie Either

5:00AM Kyle Buchanan | When producers for the Eva Longoria Parker ghost comedy Over Her Dead Body went looking for a male lead, we’re sure that even they expected to settle for a “Paul Rudd type,” not Rudd himself. Yet the actor turned up in the movie anyway, a decision that puzzled many after Rudd finally broke through this decade with woolly, improvised performances in Wet Hot American Summer and the bulk of Judd Apatow’s cinematic oeuvre. Now, while speaking to AICN’s Capone on the promo tour for his new film Role Models, Rudd admits that he’d rather leave Body off his body of work: More »

Joan Rivers on Tom Hanks, Ricky Gervais, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus: ‘Nazis’

8:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Bounced from E!, the TV Guide Channel, and even Stylelist.com, times have been tough for red carpet commentators Joan and Melissa Rivers. For this week’s Emmy ceremony, the two were reduced to vlogging for MyHollywood.com, though the deal came with one potential upside: their patter was supposed to receive a link from AOL. However, higher-ups at AOL changed their minds when they got a gander at the footage where Rivers calls some of Hollywood’s most beloved stars (including Tom Hanks, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Heidi Klum) “Nazis.” Said Rivers to Page Six:

Russell Brand Offers Eva Longoria Parker a Water Sports-Soaked Threesome

8:50AM Defamer Hollywood | When we think of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, we picture a family-friendly forum where Republican candidates can come to read funny headlines out loud and maybe, finally, meet a real-life black musician. Lately, though, our G-rated suppositions have gone to hell as the lame-duck Leno has regaled the audience with stories about his interest in an underage Jessica Biel and his auto-erotic fantasies involving actress Scarlett Johansson. Into a more ribald chat show, then, does cheeky VMAs host Russell Brand walk — and boy, does he make the most of it: More »

Tom And Katie Kiss And Make Up With Beckhams

3:55AM Molly Friedman | Though the Metropolitan Museum’s annual Costume Gala is considered by most to be the Oscars of the fashion world, the truth of the matter is that no one really focuses on the clothes. What really matters is which celebrities show up to WEAR the clothes and, of course, whether or not they’re lookin’ good. That said, all eyes were entirely focused on the recently friction-laden, reportedly squabbling super-duo of Team Cruise and Team Beckham, who reunited once again for the cameras. And despite the gushing show of admiration and respect that the Beckhams demonstrated for the the Hubbard-lovers on yesterday’s Oprah, both Holmes and Beckham were allegedly competing for the spotlight last night. And in the end? The girl with the higher-slit dress tends to win every time. More photos from the event, including our picks for the best and most horrific looks of the night, after the jump. More »

Katie Holmes Vs. Victoria Beckham: Who Started The Catfight And Why?

8:45AM Molly Friedman | The last two weeks have been rough on the friendship of one-time power duo Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes. First, the meal-skipping, identical-haircut-sporting pair’s friendship took a hit when Tom Cruise became concerned that Posh’s influence was having a negative effect on Katie’s health. Then, perhaps in retaliation, Victoria neglected to invite TomKat to her intimate pre-birthday dinner. Now, we hear that Katie has begun to distance herself from the Spice Girl-turned-professional partygoer, likely due to the assertions of the press that she’s “morphed into Posh.” So who’s to blame? As Showbiz Spy reports, it seems that Katie Holmes is the culprit behind the fractured friendship: “Holmes is annoyed Beckham is choosing to spend most of her time with new friends Eva Longoria and Kate Beckinsale.” More »

The Beckhams Are Back On Tom Cruise’s Approved Friend List

8:45AM Molly Friedman | Last week, Victoria Beckham celebrated her 34th birthday alongside new friends Eva Longoria and Kate Beckinsale, but supposed close friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were nowhere to be seen. Naturally, we presumed that this was either a result of Tom’s edict for Katie to stop spending so much time with Posh or an early warning sign that Team Cruise’s controlling ways were too much for the Beckhams to handle. But at last night’s star-studded birthday party for Posh, not only were Tom and Katie in attendance, but her Katie’s choice of gown left us wondering if her curious absence earlier in the week was simply a means to hide the fact that Suri Jr. could possibly be on the way. More »

Did Tom Cruise Successfully Oust Katie Holmes From Victoria Beckham’s VIP Club?

8:05AM Molly Friedman | Victoria Beckham and her razor-sharp cheekbones celebrated her 34th birthday last night alongside soon-to-be Yeshivite husband David, and two new female friends: Eva Longoria and Kate Beckinsale, both of whom were dressed to the nines in order to live up to the immaculately glamorous appearances Posh and her cronies tend to exhibit. But were Longoria and Beckinsale also trying to fill the stilettos of Beckham BFF, a role Katie Holmes has filled for so many years? Favoured dining, uh, dieting companions Tom and Katie were noticeably absent from the festivities. Did Tom Cruise’s wishes to keep Katie away from the bobble-headed Brit come true so quickly? More »

In The World Of ‘Pop Fiction,’ Nothing Eva Longoria-Related Is What It Seems

3:57AM Seth | If you’ve yet to catch an episode of E!’s Pap Smear Pop Fiction, yet another stroke of punking genius from ascending media tycoon and noted cougar-hunter Ashton Kutcher, we’ve included a clip above. In it, Eva Longoria, for whom fame has quickly turned into a serious drag (please, God, just return her to a life of anonymity, where she can carry out her various, regular-person functions in peace!), and a think-tank consisting of Kutcher and his staff of ingratiating “producers” concoct a deliciously devious plan to “rekindle the non-relationship” with Longoria’s longtime platonic friend, Mario Lopez. More »