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The Pool Movies That Ruined A Generation’s Greatest Directors
2:50AM NatashaVC | Remember the 90’s? The decade when the world ran out of cocaine and was forced to go to the movies instead? Some of those movies were really good! So why did those filmmakers turn out to be so disappointing? More »
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10:48AM Jess McGuire | Hey, did you know Eric Bana is releasing a film about his car called ‘Love The Beast’? Well, he is! And it sounds brilliant. Eric loves cars, you see. So he has made a film about his car! What’s not to identify with? Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear is in the movie, and he’s renown for loving automobiles! Oh, and Dr Phil! Yes, DR FUCKING PHIL! This movie about Eric Bana’s love of cars is going to SELL OUT, do you hear me?
Yup, when an artist has enough money to start producing films about their personal interests, the end result is always box office gold. Isn’t that right, John Travolta?
“YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.”
Very good. I await the release of ‘Love The Beast’ with breathless anticipation. More »
Eric Bana’s “Love The Beast”
10:48AM Jess McGuire | Hey, did you know Eric Bana is releasing a film about his car called ‘Love The Beast’? Well, he is! And it sounds brilliant. Eric loves cars, you see. So he has made a film about his car! What’s not to identify with? Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear is in the movie, and he’s renown for loving automobiles! Oh, and Dr Phil! Yes, DR FUCKING PHIL! This movie about Eric Bana’s love of cars is going to SELL OUT, do you hear me?
Yup, when an artist has enough money to start producing films about their personal interests, the end result is always box office gold. Isn’t that right, John Travolta?
“YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.”
Very good. I await the release of ‘Love The Beast’ with breathless anticipation. More » 
The Visitors Cometh
3:43AM Seth | Add a plate of hamsters to the crafts services table: Defamer favourite V is making its long awaited return, with a remake in development at ABC from Scott Peters, the creator/EP of The 4400. [Variety] W. star Josh Brolin is close to signing on as the lead in Jonah Hex, the facially disfigured DC Comics gunslinger, in a movie by the Crank team. Since his recent tasering by overzealous Shreveport law enforcement has left the right side of his face paralyzed already, half the makeup work has already been done! [Variety] Eric Bana is negotiating to star in a remake of 2004 French heist drama Le Convoyeur, about an armoured car heist. [Variety] After the jump: What hunky mystery disease was spotted lunching at The Grill with Seth Rogen? More »
Bang Bang, You’re Not So F–ked: Bana For ‘Underbelly 2′?
11:30AM Clem Bastow | While Underbelly was definitely critically acclaimed and loved by the plebs who actually got to watch it, the Victorian court order ruling us southerners wouldn’t be able to watch it definitely rained on Channel Nine’s (admittedly fairly tragic) parade, so you can imagine that they’re really trying to get everything firing on all cylinders for the “sequel” they are planning to shoot, starting next month – which would explain their hankering to get Eric Bana onboard (though not to play Chopper, geniuses):
Eric Bana is being courted for a key role in the second series of Underbelly.
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Eric Bana Does The Gentlemanly Thing And Steps Into ScarJo Vs Natalie Catfight; Loses Eye, Dignity
1:56PM Clem Bastow | Our Eric Bana continues to prove what a top bloke he is on his rounds in Hollywood, today taking the time out to let everyone know that the rumoured feud between his The Other Boleyn Girl co-stars Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson is, in fact, not true (although he could have just shut up and stepped aside while the pair pashed on the red carpet, but you know, whatever).
The homegrown hunk went out of his way to insist the screen sisters got on famously while pressing the flesh at the Berlin Film Festival.
“I hate to break it to you but actors really do love each other,” Bana said.
“It’s a crazy job and we put ourselves in vulnerable positions.
“I don’t care if it sounds corny but it’s true – you’re part of a brotherhood, and protect each other.”
While we’re not sure just how Scarlett and Natalie would feel at being called members of a brotherhood, we’re sure they appreciate the sentiment behind it.
However, there is one thing that has been troubling us about this story, and it isn’t Eric’s gender-blind ways or Scarlett and Natalie’s kiss. It’s the photo of the pair of them on the red carpet, in which Natalie reminded us rather alarmingly of someone we haven’t seen for a while. Our Photoshop whizzes have whipped up a little ‘Separated At Birth’ for your delectation:
We don’t want to scare you, Natalie, but you might want to go and get checked out for nodules, you know, as a precautionary measure.
We’ve just got a strong feeling about this, and our grandmother once predicted that the old woman across the road would come down with terrible haemmorhoids, so this sort of premonition stuff is in our blood. More » 
