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Small Screen

Hell’s Kitchen Picked The Wrong Magazine

3:45AM Hamilton Nolan | The finale of Hell’s Kitchen was last night. We won’t tell you who won the competition, but “Most Awkward” prize goes to now-dead Gourmet magazine, which was prominently featured in the show! Click to watch the painful highlight clip.
People

Al Martino, Godfather Singer, Dead At 82

3:38PM Andrew Belonsky | “Volare” singer Al Martino who played the Don’s godson, Johnny Fontane in The Godfather, has died at the age of 82. Friend Jerry Blavat described Martino, who got his start in 1952, as “the last of the show business legends”.
Big Screen

Tenacity Now!

2:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Roman Polanski’s finishing his final movie from his jail cell. What a hard worker!
People

Tyra’s Well Compensated

7:28PM Andrew Belonsky | After making $US30 million in a year, Tyra Banks is now prime-time’s highest paid woman. More »
People

Boyzone Singer Stephen Gately Dead At 33…

1:47PM Andrew Belonsky | We were never fanatics, but we did always have a special place in our hearts for Irish boy band Boyzone. Especially for their token gay, Stephen Gately. Sadly, Mr. Gately has passed on. And the sensational, gay-tinged speculation has begun! More »
Online

Cyrus Tweeted Out

2:39PM Andrew Belonsky | Brace yourself, internet: Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account. How ever will we go on?!
Flotsam & Jetsam

This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft

9:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Need to scientifically explain Zac Efron’s popularity? Blame birth control. Researchers found that women on the pill are more attracted to “wimpy” men, which explains the decline of the masculine leading man. Damn you, pill! Damn you! [Daily Mail]
Big Screen

Patrick Swayze Is Now Dead. And It’s Sad.

11:06AM Andrew Belonsky | We’ve all known this was coming, but that doesn’t make it any easier to announce. Patrick Swayze, American actor and icon, has died and, at the tender age of 57, succumbed to pancreatic cancer. More »
Big Screen

America, You’re To Blame For Hollywood’s Artistic Decline

4:50PM Andrew Belonsky | Much hay has been made over Hollywood’s growing reliance on the remake. Creativity is dead, yes, we know, but, more importantly, the silver screen’s recycling kick also acts as an endorsement for mediocrity. And it’s all your fault! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Grand Theft Auto’s $20 Million Screw Up

4:24AM Ryan Tate | Remember the hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas? It was a terrible, amoral departure from the game’s official content of endless murder rampages. And it’s going to cost publisher Take-Two Interactive an astonishing $US20 million. More »