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ET Claims Victory In Race For Last Photo Of Michael Jackson
12:06PM the cajun boy | Entertainment Tonight’s website published a photo of Michael Jackson being wheeled into the hospital on a stretcher under the headline “Exclusive Last Photo.” More »
Anne Hathaway’s Impressive Vocabulary Confuses ‘ET’ Anchor
4:16AM Kyle Buchanan | Entertainment Tonight’s Mary Hart has just about had it with these smarty-pants actresses like Anne Hathaway. Whatever happened to your Loni Andersons? Your Lydia Cornells? Your Barbi Twins? More »
Nikki Blonsky: The Family Arrested For Beating the Hell Out of Reality Stars Together Stays Together
7:00AM STV | Having recovered from her recent airport tussle with nary a scratch, Nikki Blonsky appeared on Entertainment Tonight yesterday to give her first interview since her arrest for assault last month in Turks and Caicos. Naturally, we tuned in expecting the bruising, riveting play-by-play: The offending remarks made by Blonsky adversary/ANTM contestant Bianca Golden; how Nikki’s father got involved; exactly which tag-team manuevers constitute the “Blonsky Sandwich”… The good stuff, for Christ’s sake. Alas, the Blonskys’ lawyer layeth down his own signature move known as the “Fluff Nelson,” stripping even Golden’s name from the story in favour of anecdotes about Zac Efron’s unwavering support and the family that had her back all along. We’re touched and everything, but wake us for the rematch in court. [ET] More »
Sally Struthers Doesn’t Mind Being Photographed, No Matter How She Looks
11:06AM Mark Graham | If there’s one thing you can count on in a world that’s wild at heart and weird on top, it’s that the celebrity infotainment shows will come up with at least a handful of moments every week that’ll make you groan, chuckle and hurl simultaneously. As always, we make Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer watch all of these shows so you don’t have to. Highlights/lowlights from last week’s tabloid television shows include Sally Struthers being blasted by The Insider and TMZ accusing Katherine Heigl of “calling in the gays” when she invited Grey’s co-star T.R. Knight over to her house. Enjoy! WATCH VIDEO More »
Defamer Debuts ‘Dirt Sandwich’, Your Weekly Romp Through Trashy Tabloid TV
9:12AM Mark Graham | There once was a land — a magical land — where a squarejawed titan named John Tesh and a leggy vixen named Mary Hart reigned supreme. Together, they blazed a pioneering trail in which the worlds of journalism and entertainment converged into 30 minutes of televised bliss each and every weeknight. But much like other creations that were born of the purest intentions (think: The Coreys, Britney Spears and Napster), copycat competitors soon entered the fray and everything quickly turned to shit. Today, the state of celebrity infotainment is at a crossroads, a crossroads at which the likes of Harvey Levin, Billy Bush and Mark McGrath are honored as the Father, Son and Unholy Ghost of the genre. As new celeb-centric shows spring up with greater regularity than lesions on Paris Hilton’s nether regions, we here at Defamer are proud to present a new weekly video feature that we are calling Dirt Sandwich. Culled together by Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer, each episode will place an unforgiving spotlight on the week’s lowest and highest moments (which, as you’ll soon discover, are often one and the same). Enjoy! WATCH VIDEO More »
Dr. Phil Now Second-Guessing Sharing His Britney Files With ‘ET’
6:34AM Seth | To watch an actual doctor actually do something towards curing non-actual celebrities with actual drug problems, we refer you to the goings on over at VH1’s Celebrity Rehab, with board-accredited, medical-degree-holding Dr. Drew and his ragtag gang of Z-list addicts. (And a constantly-moaning-in- withdrawal-system-agony Jeff Conaway. Seriously–shit’s fucked up. We don’t think the I Love New York 2 people really realized what they were getting into.) For all your other TV quack needs, we refer you instead to Mr. Phil, who apparently now regrets breaching Fake-Doctor/Someone-Else’s-Patient confidentiality laws by blabbing all about Britney Spears to those guys over at Entertainment Tonight: More »
Had Enough Jamie Durie Manpower Footage Yet? Neither Have We!
11:48AM Clem Bastow | Thanks to the magic of technology, and the generosity of Entertainment Tonight’s ET Online, we present, for your viewing pleasure (after the jump), the Jamie Durie “expose” that clearly has us all a flutter this week.
We think young Jamie is totally adorable. Albeit in a would-totally-rub-baby-oil-on-your-silk-shirt, force-you-to-touch-him-in-a-borderline-sexually-harassment-manner kind of way.
Click through if you want to experience the HOTTNESS!
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‘ET’ Amassing Celebrity Signatures For Giant Owen Wilson Get Well Card
8:15AM Defamer Hollywood | If there’s one bright spot to the massive, black thundercloud hanging over Hollywood this week, it comes in the form of an outpouring of love and genuine sympathy for Owen Wilson – not just from his fans, but from fellow celebrities, who know first hand of the inner turmoil that can accompany being permanently strapped into the fame machine, and who would go to great lengths to inform Entertainment Tonight’s cameras of how much they are pulling for him in his time of need: “I don’t know what happened,” JANE SEYMOUR says of OWEN WILSON’s reported suicide attempt, “but I know he’s a great guy and this too shall pass…He has a great family and people who love him,” she says. “He’ll be okay.” More »
