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Hey, Ari: Hope You're Enjoying That Power-Breakfast Bagel!
Posted by Seth at 6:45 AM on November 20, 2008
Behold the splendour that is Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter, splayed in nothing but skivvies and white loafers across the fabled Endeavour conference table. (40-foot long Corian, white laminated glass, stainless steel, hand-carved by an ancient order of Unicorn Panda craftsmen—you know the one.)

With news that Rep. Rahm Emanuel—fourth-ranking Democrat and brother to Endeavor head and sporadic HuffPo grump Ari Emanuel—is mulling President-elect Barack Obama's 

· In a defection sure to cause at least one WMA partner to disembowel their assistant, then themselves, with the nearest People's Choice Award, Ellen Page has left the agency for Endeavor's Ariesque embrace.
On yesterday's episode of Charlie Rose, Endeavor superagent and frequent
What's the bigger scandal in Kim Masters'
As we combed through your touching condolences in the comments section under the post noting that
Were you, like us, rendered an incapacitated, drooling mess after trying to slog through