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2:00AM Foster Kamer | Jon and Kate Gosselin completely suck at life. Michael Jackson was weird on The Simpsons. Weird! Weirdos will get off on Marge Simpson in Playboy. Carrey Mulligan? Emmy Rossum! Pervy Dr. Phil, many more. Presenting your Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
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3:37PM Clem Bastow | We would’ve made this a YouTube Clip Of The Day, except that, well, it’s not really deserving of such an honour. In any case, you may have been aware that Hollywood starlet and nice young lady Emmy Rossum has had a music career in the pipeline for some time now.
She appeared in Phantom of The Opera and has been on Broadway (i.e. she can actually sing), so we’re puzzled as to how her schtick has ended up sounding like Enya doing an Imogen Heap covers record (or possibly the other way around) to be sold only on the Home Shopping Network.
We’d also like to meet the singing coach who advised her to pronounce the word “down” as “daaaaahhhne”, and plan to use said pronunciation in our day-to-day lives from now on.
Just popping daaaaahhhne to the shops, toodles!
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