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Paris Hilton Gets Halloween Scare From Violent Boyfriend
3:05AM Brian Moylan | Like the Tim Curry song says, anything can happen on Halloween. Paris Hilton can get choked, Tinsley Mortimer can tape a reality show, Elton John can get sick. It’s Monday’s leftover gossip candy. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Erin Andrews Appreciates Men In Uniform
9:11PM Andrew Belonsky | Erin Andrews offers thanks. Chris Noth’s off the market. And Kevin Smith encourages you smoke pot. Hello! It’s your Monday gossip roundup! More »
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A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels The Credit Crunch
7:20PM Andrew Belonsky | Stephanie Pratt’s wallet could use a little help. Elton John’s too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The Sad, Sober Life Of Mischa Barton
12:02AM Andrew Belonsky | Mischa Barton can’t do drugs. Meanwhile, gays want babies. Insane! Welcome to your Tuesday morning Gossip Roundup. More »
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12:46PM Jess McGuire | It’s fair to say that most of us would agree Our Kylie, the eldest of the extremely talented Minogue clan of Camberwell, is officially a Gay Icon. Lucky bitch. God knows my only goal in life (other than landing a plum job as a presenter on Ukrainian breakfast television) is to be beloved by the Gays. But the National Portrait Gallery in the UK has chosen to ignore Kylie in their new summer exhibition called Gay Icons. Blame Elton John…
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Our Kylie Has Been Snubbed!
12:46PM Jess McGuire | It’s fair to say that most of us would agree Our Kylie, the eldest of the extremely talented Minogue clan of Camberwell, is officially a Gay Icon. Lucky bitch. God knows my only goal in life (other than landing a plum job as a presenter on Ukrainian breakfast television) is to be beloved by the Gays. But the National Portrait Gallery in the UK has chosen to ignore Kylie in their new summer exhibition called Gay Icons. Blame Elton John…
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Music
1:02PM Jess McGuire | Defamer Australia readers should already be well familiar with the genius of Empire Of The Sun – we went mad for it in September, and the whole country seemed to get on board which resulted in the single Walking On A Dream going great guns in the last Triple J Hottest 100.
Nick Littlemore and Luke Steele are currently wooing the British press and doing a great job of it, if the following excerpt from The Sun is anything to go by.
Margarita’s, Star Wars-style costumes, Indian head-gear and guyliner. Just a normal Monday lunchtime for wacky newcomers Empire Of The Sun. The psychedelic Aussie duo are on a mission to conquer the world – and I wouldn’t bet against it.
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Empire Of The Sun Enjoying Adulation In The UK, Name Dropping Like It’s Going Out Of Style
1:02PM Jess McGuire | Defamer Australia readers should already be well familiar with the genius of Empire Of The Sun – we went mad for it in September, and the whole country seemed to get on board which resulted in the single Walking On A Dream going great guns in the last Triple J Hottest 100.
Nick Littlemore and Luke Steele are currently wooing the British press and doing a great job of it, if the following excerpt from The Sun is anything to go by.
Margarita’s, Star Wars-style costumes, Indian head-gear and guyliner. Just a normal Monday lunchtime for wacky newcomers Empire Of The Sun. The psychedelic Aussie duo are on a mission to conquer the world – and I wouldn’t bet against it.
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Elton John Bringing You A Special New Brand Of Batshit
5:00AM STV | Disappointed by the delays facing Steven Soderbergh’s brain-melter Cleo? Elton John to the rescue with Pride and Predator, featuring Jane Austen’s characters taking on a bloodthirsty space alien. Can’t. Wait. [Variety] More »
Elton John Composing The Most Hilarious AIDS Musical Ever For Ben Stiller
8:20AM Seth | For those of you wondering how in the world Ben Stiller could possibly outdo his finely honed, full-retard character work in this summer’s Tropic Thunder, fret not. The actor is pairing with Elton John for a movie musical that will require him to go full blown AIDS. John explained in a recent GQ interview: More »
We Can Probably Assume Lily Allen Is Regretting “Elton-Gate”
1:43PM Clem Bastow | After downing the champers at a rate David Boon would be proud of when she attended the GQ Man of the Year Awards last week, then shooting off her mouth at co-host Elton John only to be shot down in flames regarding her stomach, shall we say, for toot, as they say – and then realising it was all caught on tape – Lily Allen’s probably been feeling more than a little sorry for herself these past couple of days. Well, you’d assume that, but thanks to the wonders of online social networking, we can confirm that as well!
Allen’s Facebook entry read: “Lily is dying inside”, which replaced an earlier statement, when she wrote on her page: “Lily has had enough feels like killing herself”.
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Lily Allen Versus Elton John: The Footage
4:39PM Jess McGuire | As mentioned earlier today, Elton John and Lily Allen enjoyed some sparkling banter whilst hosting the the GQ Awards. To summarise events, Lily drank an impressive amount of champagne and swore a lot, Elton made a joke about her boozing, Lily retorted “Hey old dude, shut up, I am young and have what is left of my career ahead of me!” (not an exact quote, of course), and Elton reminded her of the impressive cocaine snorting abilities he once had back in the day.
And now? Their banter in YouTube form, after the jump!
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