8:10AM Kyle Buchanan | What’s it like to live the life of Oscar winner Adrien Brody? Apparently, it pays enough to buy your actress girlfriend Elsa Pataky (
Snakes on a Plane) an enormous castle in upstate New York, but not
quite enough to keep you from opening up the doors to said castle to
Hello! magazine for some extra coin. At least, that’s the conclusion we came to after a perusal of the magazine’s
35-page spread that includes shots of Brody and Pataky so cheesy that even Spencer and Heidi would turn away in white-hot shame. Won’t you come inside with us and take a tour?
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