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Ellen Hoping To Avoid Chris Matthews’ Handsy Hardballs

8:37AM Seth | Uh—we think we just saw Chris Matthews grab too heaping handfuls of Ellen DeGeneres. Heather Locklear was charged with a misdemeanor DUI. The complaint alleges she was driving under the influence of drugs; “to wit: prescription medications.” The florid language didn’t end there, as the filing went on to state “that which we call OxyContin by any other generic name would impair as sweetly; Heather! Doff thy name, and for that name which if no part of thee, takest while riding most heavy of machineries.” Having trouble figuring out what today’s TRL finale means for a nation at historical crossroads? Idolator explains. The first reviews of Australia from Down Under suggest it has “has international blockbuster written all over it,” and “is certainly not one destined to be a classic.” Yes, we all know Prince told The New Yorker he doesn’t approve of “people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever,” over a nice plate of soup. But what kind of soup? Starfish and Coffee soup? Cream of AwwoooooooahHundalasiliah soup? Turns out it was just carrot, but BWE.tv let their imaginations run wild. More »