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Music
Rebecca Black Phenomenon To Somehow Get More Annoying
8:10AM Richard Lawson | You hoped it was over, but Rebecca Black’s moment will go on. Also today: Lincoln finds his wife, Nickelodeon shows both old and new receive some good news, a new ABC show receives some bad news, and Ellen Page is headed to be neurotic in Rome. More »
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A Few Famous Canadians We Wouldn’t Mind Seeing Deported
6:16AM Brian Moylan | Happy Canada Day, everyone! How should we all celebrate? By trying to kick oot (ha!) all the Canadians that make life unbearable. There’s more of them you think, and here are the ones we wouldn’t mind sending home. More »
Miley Cyrus Sleeping With The Enemy. Figuratively! (Praise Jesus.)
5:35AM Seth | Most Powerful Tween on the Planet Miley Cyrus manages to finagle her way out her billion-year Disney contract for one magical evening, headlining their blood rival Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards. Still, she must return to Cinderella’s Castle in Anaheim by midnight, or her career will be turned into “a fucking Debbie Gibson state-fair-touring pumpkin, mark my words,” said her fairy Bob Iger-mother. [Variety] Tobey Maguire is attached to produce Afterburn, an adaptation of a futuristic comic about treasure hunters who venture into the half of the planet scorched by a solar flare to retrieve valuable surviving artifacts, like the Venus de Milo and Cher. [Variety] After the story about the kid who lived at his parents’ house who sold his first script to Ridley Scott for $650,000 vs. $1.1 million with Leo D. attached to star, we thought God had doled out all the screenwriter miracles for the month. Wrong! “A Staten Island tollbooth worker in desperate need of a car wrote a crime thriller spec titled Brooklyn’s Finest last year. Now he finds himself rubbing shoulders with some of Hollywood’s finest, including Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, Ethan Hawke and Antoine Fuqua.” Why do we get a feeling the next time our mum calls us at work, it’ll be to tell us she just sold her first spec to Sony “for mid-sixes?” [THR] More »