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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Book Thief?
2:57AM Richard Lawson | Potential plagiarist, at least! When author Susan Hassett sent her book Living with Celiac Disease to screechingest View hostess Hasselbeck, perhaps she was seeking some advice or PR. Instead, Hasselbeck published her own similarly-themed book a year later. More »
Classy, Demure Ladies Of ‘The View’ Basically Call Barbara Walters A Whore
5:47AM Kyle Buchanan | After months of enduring Barbara Walters’s insidious campaign of passive-aggression, the hosts of The View (led by Sherri Shepherd) finally had their revenge today by implying she was a veritable painted harlot. More »
Which Date Should Mickey Rourke Bring To The Oscars?
3:35AM Kyle Buchanan | There’s a lot of drama surrounding the Oscar race for Best Actor, but it’s not about whether Sean Penn will triumph over Mickey Rourke—it’s which lovable trainwreck Rourke should bring as his date.
Watch Elisabeth Hasselbeck Celebrate Return To Pirate Shirts, Insanity
3:45AM Kyle Buchanan | Elisabeth Hasselbeck made a triumphant return to the lunacy-enabling pirate shirt (her favourite!) on today’s The View, and you know what that means: crazy outburst time! More »
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Rails Against Demonic, Liberal Devil-Tool Known As ‘Wii Fit’
5:01AM Kyle Buchanan | Think the newly embiggened Jessica Simpson has it rough? That’s nothing compared to the poor fat children victimised by the Nintendo cruelty machine Elisabeth Hasselbeck. More »
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Realises Her Obama Nausea Is Actually Pregnancy
3:37AM Kyle Buchanan | Today on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck revealed that there is a new creature who is trying desperately to store up enough strength so that it can escape her. It is called “a baby.” More »
Bai Ling Slipping Behind Chihuahua, Hasselbeck In Mickey Rourke Oscar-Date Sweeps
5:15AM Kyle Buchanan | Has our dream of a Mickey Rourke/Bai Ling Oscar coupling been deferred? Today, Rourke expressed his wishes to bring dog Loki as his awards date—though in a pinch, he’d settle for a certain View cohost. More »
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Woos Paul McCartney With Teenage Fingerpainting
5:41AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Elisabeth Hasselbeck claims she was a designer in her pre-View life, she’s best remembered as a considerably less loathsome Survivor contestant. Today, guest Paul McCartney inspired Hasselbeck to finally share her “art” with us. More »
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Can’t Wait Until We Appreciate Bush Like We Do Lincoln
4:35AM Kyle Buchanan | Perhaps cognisant that very soon they wouldn’t have George W. Bush to kick around anymore, the ladies of The View brought the crazy shouting and insane assertions big-time this morning. More »
