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Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots For Breakfast

9:45PM the cajun boy | Amy Winehouse spirals even more out of control, Eminem has his hotel room burglarised, Lindsay Lohan is storming through London, Simon Cowell shows he actually has a heart and reaches out to help Susan Boyle, Lily Allen has a nip slip, and Paris Hilton may get married this summer. More »

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Ed Helms and Ben Lyons

5:05AM STV | 1/14 — At the Clipper game, ED HELMS sitting behind the basket with some agent type. Cute in person, seemed to enjoy the game, acted like a normal fellow. To screw up this nice sighting, enemy to anyone with taste, BEN LYONS was toddling around with that other E! anchor, Saul and/or Sway and/or Quaddus. Saul had floor seats, Ben was a couple rows back, sucking down what looked to be cherry daquiris, flailing his arms around uselessly, and screaming at the male cheerleaders. I swear to God, I can’t swing a dead cat in this town without hitting that toolbag. [We know, we know — just swing it hard. Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.au.] More »

Short Ends: Lohan Appreciated

9:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Finally, someone out there appreciates a certain actress’s important contributions to cinema. (Though it should be noted that last year’s recipient of that Capri Hollywood International Film Festival award was Hayley Duff.) Our Cruz sisters lesbian incest make-out fantasy has officially been ruined. Conan O’Brien, Rock Band superstar. Ed Helms teaches McLovin about why voting is important. More »