earthquakes
Don’t Tremble The Earth Beneath Judge Judy’s Legs And Tell Her It’s Raining
11:00AM Seth | · Did we say we were done with earthquake stories? We lied. Shake it, Judge Judy! (And Judge Penny, whoever you are.) [Access Hollywood] · Were three dimensions not enough for you to enjoy the dead-eyed zombie children delights of The Polar Express? Well, all aboard! TOOT! TOOT! The Polar Express 4-D Experience is on its way. What does the additional D get you? “Upon your arrival at the North Pole…it actually begins to snow inside the 4-D Special FX Theatre and when the conductor sings ‘Hot Chocolate’ and the dancing waiters begin to pour, the audience can smell the delightful aroma of every cocoa cup!’” [NY Post] · Despite a hospitalization, Elizabeth Taylor’s flack insists she is nowhere near death: “Her hospital visit was precautionary. She will be returning home shortly. At present, she is surrounded by family, friends and fabulous jewels.” And Pepperoni & Bacon Pizza Pops—her favourite. [ET Online] · All hail Siaosi Tupou V, Tonga’s new king! [Yahoo/AFP] · Posters for The Canadian Filmmakers Festival feature some fine Canuckistanian send-ups of classic film images. [Super Punch] More »
Earthquake Stories: Shake It Up With The Cosmos Gal!
11:25AM Seth | Your All-Earthquake Special Edition: · A shared traumatic experience provides thousands of deeply moving stories: This one, about the crew of an online horoscope show comforting each other in their not-quite-darkest hour, is one of them. [theCosmosGal's YouTube page] · LAist has some great security footage of a bicycle store in San Dimas doing the earthquake shuffle. We’d probably be tossing kids and grandmas out of the way to get the hell out of there, too. [LAist] · “Where was I when it hit? Oh, I was in stirrups with my gynecologist’s hands in my vagina. What about you?” [Twitter] · We must commend the LAT for being so quick on their slideshow-compiling feet: Here’s a tribute to Earthquakes in the Movies. Ah yes, who could forget NBC’s 10.5, and its sequel 10.5 Apocalypse—both of which registered about a 10.5 in the scientifically-shaky-ground department. [LAT] · CEILING TILE DOWN. WE REPEAT: CEILING TILE DOWN. [Curbed LA] More »
Shaken Southlanders Describe Their Experiences For An Earthquake-Curious America
6:03AM Seth | Well, hopefully by now you’ve mixed yourself a nice cocktail to settle the post-earthquake jitters, didn’t climb behind the wheel of an F-150, and are not currently in need of hand surgery. With everything seemingly still standing—even that wobbly nightstand that holds our framed, signed Eugene Levy headshot—we thought we’d celebrate with QUAKE ‘08: The Survivors’ Stories, courtesy of your de facto natural-disaster-coverage destination, CNN. We particularly love the guy in the record store, contemplating his own narrowly avoided foot-mangling beneath a toppled rack of Gypsy King CDs. We also have video of KCAL’s breaking news report after the jump, which confirms what we knew all along: This earthquake lasted a really long time! More »
