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‘Yeah, I Acted Up – But They Served Me 20 Glasses Of Champers, Your Honour!’: Qantas’ Week Just Gets Better And Better

11:05AM Clem Bastow | It’s been a great few days in the world of Australia’s favourite carrier, Qantas, and it looks like it’s the week that just won’t quit! Now, a woman charged with causing a ruckus on a Qantas flight has blamed her bad behaviour on the flight staff, who – if we are to believe her – were, shall we say, generous with the drinks cart. A MELBOURNE woman penalised $1000 for offences on a Qantas flight says she was served 20 glasses of champagne and other alcohol after take-off. Bronwyn Streader’s lawyer yesterday told a court that she drank the champagne, two glasses of red wine and a gin and tonic while on medication. Defence solicitor Alex Lewenberg said Streader, 30, is a human rights and refugee activist in Japan who has a doctorate from a Sydney university on Japanese culture and life. “When I fly Qantas economy I’m lucky to get three glasses of orange juice, but if you’re blonde and good looking you get 20 glasses of champagne,” Mr Lewenberg said. She was nicked for interfering with a crewmember, smoking (presumably in the dunnies) and refusing to wear a seatbelt when the little light was on. But if she really did put away a Boon-esque drinks menu on her flight, they’re lucky smoking in the toilet was all she did – you probably wouldn’t have blinked had she shoved her way into the cockpit, said, “Don’t mind me, gentlemen, we’re taking this bus to fairyland!” and then wet her pants while crying, “But why was The Notebook so saaad?” – or something like that. More »

Next On ‘Tyra’: Dr. Drew’s Drunken Slut Intervention!

7:00AM Seth | Night sweats? Crippling depression? Physical incapacitation? Yes, you’re probably experiencing Celebrity Rehab withdrawal systems. To help ween you off the sweet high of a season spent freebasing Dr. Drew and his ragtag gang of Pasadena Recovery Centre misfits, Defamer videographer Molly McAleer brings you outtakes from today’s Very Special Tyra, an episode devoted entirely to the behaviours and mating habits of the drunkus slutticus, more commonly known as the urban party girl. What the girls didn’t see coming—not even the one who casually relates the time she totally forgot about the hookup-dampering tampon she was harboring—was that Dr. Drew himself was on hand for a Dr. Drew® Intervention™. With him, his lovely assistant Mary Carey, who saw in these troubled, ladies-of-the-ladies’-night a version of her own, formerly hammered self. Whether they chose to heed her warnings, fearful of a fate in which they too find themselves regaining consciousness on an unfamiliar bathroom floor (a scenario rendered all the more disconcerting once you crawl out of the stall and notice the row of urinals lining the wall) is really up to them. [Tyra] WATCH VIDEO More »