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People
The Freaky Thumbed Nature Of Megan Fox’s Sexual Superpowers
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Megan Fox has super special sexual powers. Avril Lagine’s love-life is “komplicayted”, or however she spells it. Jon Gosselin is still around. Justin Timberlake’s a funny drunk. Babies, rappers, Yokos, McSteamies and more! Presenting your Rosh Hashana Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Farrah Fawcett Accepts Proposal From Ryan O’Neal
10:09PM the cajun boy | Farrah finally agrees to marry Ryan before she dies, FHM names Megan Fox the hottest woman in the universe, Paris Hilton finds a new animal to ride and Jake and Reese dress up alike. More »
Small Screen
More On HBO’s Grey Gardens: “The Hallmark Of Aristocracy Is Responsibility”
6:00AM Tracie | HBO’s Grey Gardens — premiering stateside April 18 — satisfies the hunger fans have for more on the Beale women better than pâté, ice cream and hotplate-boiled corn. We know, cause we got a copy. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Drew Barrymore’s Dating Justin Long… Again
1:58AM Richard | Drew Barrymore’s dating Justin Long again, NYC film gets a tax break, plus movies about babysitters and killer crazy girls. More »
Drew Barrymore Extends ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ Winning Streak With Prop 8 Protest
4:30AM Kyle Buchanan | LA’s Prop 8 protests reached a high point on Saturday, as a Silver Lake rally/march drew an estimated 12,500 — and, crucially, a higher class of celebrity endorsers! We spotted actors like Milk’s James Franco in the crowd, and when thousands of protesters broke away from the main group to head west on Sunset, they were eventually joined by Drew Barrymore, who addressed them at Sunset and San Vicente. After a tearful speech, the Beverly Hills Chihuahua voice actress descended into the crowd, while an organiser reminded the Drew-lovin’ masses to treat her as just another protester (translation: no autographs, and please, no Facebook profile pics). [YouTube] More »
Kevin Costner Reduced to Stealing Mediocrity From the Dead
10:35AM STV | A disturbing revelation has come to light today about Swing Vote, Kevin Costner’s election-year opus about the alcoholic schlub on whose shoulders the entirety of presidential politics rests via some fluke of electoral nature. It’s about as disappointing as its midsummer dumping implies, writes NY Post critic Lou Lumenick, but that hardly seems as unexpected as his observation that the whole film rips off is an “uncredited remake” of a 1939 John Barrymore film called The Great Man Votes: More »
Ellen Page To Play Beauty Queen / Roller Derby Racer Dressed Only In Men’s Wearhouse Bargain Bin Scores
8:00AM Molly Friedman | Oh Ellen Page. Why must you make it so easy to spark lesbionic rumours after every public appearance, from outfits showcasing your boyish frame, hiring a Power Lesbian publicist to defend your Non-Power Lesbian status, and showing Jay Leno and the country just how masculine your workout moves are? Not to mention that business of stroking your phantom goatee during the macho exercises in question? Adding more flame to the female-loving fire, Page is currently filming Whip It! in Michigan alongside Drew Barrymore in the newly single actress’ directorial debut. And after hearing the trajectory of Page’s star character Bliss, including every budding Chic Lesbian’s preference of roller derby races over that superficial tradition of beauty pageants (note: we are just imagining what Ellen’s Us-recruited body language expert would “think”), we can’t exactly believe with certainty that Page isn’t a member of Closeted Hollywood. Not to mention these photos of the Diablo-spawned prodigy on set looking her makeup-free, greasy-haired, baggy sweatpants-wearing finest:
Hellos and Goodbyes
12:00PM Defamer Hollywood | Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno exploits took him from Israel to Arkansas; his Sherlock Holmes adventures to come may or may not include the missus. AFTRA ratified its new contract, but SAG didn’t let that spoil its appetite for destruction. Harvey Weinstein is now officially going door-to-door to finance his films. Psst! Buddy! Wanna buy a Tarantino? The TV Critics Association Press Tour is dead. Long live the TCA Press Tour! Lest major Dark Knight spoilers aren’t up your alley, there’s always Michael Bay’s unproduced Awesome Knight screenplay to hold you over another week. After a long string of compatibility issues, Drew Barrymore is on the market for a Mac huckster upgrade. This Week In Magazine Cover Hell: Blake Lively gets the blown-out Skeletor treatment, while the pasty youths of Twilight make EW safe for chest hair. Here’s the story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely RRRAAALLLLPPPHHHHH Defamer’s readers joined Matthew McConaughey in welcoming a bouncing Bongo Romcom to the world. Meanwhile in France, stinky, salmon-devouring, “high-maintenance beetch” Angelina Jolie prepared her post-twinbirth conditioning regimen. Two words: Hula hoop. Pick your reality TV poison for 2009: America’s Greatest Dog or The Ashley Dupre Governor Boink Variety Hour. We wished a healthy recovery (literally) to the rat-friendly Newsroom Cafe, and bid a fond farewell to J-Lo’s slice of Pasadena paradise, Madre’s.
Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?
4:35AM Molly Friedman | After sufficiently mourning the split between Justin Long and Drew Barrymore by giving our iBook a tearful embrace, we found ourselves facing a familiar Drew-inspired dilemma: figuring out who the serial dater extraordinaire will add to her illustrious list of ex-boyfriends next. Even before sort of settling down with the Strokes’ token hottie Fabrizio Moretti, Barrymore winked and giggled her way into the hearts of a wildly eccentric group of actors, musicians, comedians, sex tape vendors, drug addicts, directors and Firecrotch ranters. She’s aimed high (Leo), low (Feldman), and was an early member of the Lesbian Chic bandwagon. After the jump, we take a look at all her past paramours in order to narrow down our own suggested candidates for the next round. More »
