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Michael Jackson Pulls A Jesus: His Face Appears In An Ultrasound

7:24PM Azaria Jagger | The King of Pop, in his infinite grace and wisdom, has returned to mortal realm by making his face appear in an ultrasound of a foetus inside a British lady’s uterus. More »
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Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab

8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Is Kanye West considering rehab? Would Michael appreciate Janet’s mournful gesture? Should we all just forget Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic ways? So many questions! Get some answers in your Tuesday morning gossip roundup…. More »

5:51AM STV | Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 11/23 — Was at the Grove to have a bite at the Farmer’s Market and to see a movie. At the Farmer’s Market I saw a woman who looked like DITA VON TEESE all dressed up in a black dress, pale makeup and of course the very red lipstick. She was with 2 other women who were dressed almost exactly like her. If it wasn’t her, it was a good carbon copy. Later, I saw JACK STEHLIN from Weeds in Starbucks with what looked like his family. Very unassuming and seemed friendly. On the way to my car I saw MIRA FURLAN (crazy French lady from Lost), rushing across the street. She was dressed in an outfit that could have been actual Lost wardrobe. She’s very pretty. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.au.] More »

Marilyn Manson Wants His Beloved Taxidermied Baboons Back

11:53PM Jess McGuire | Celebrity break ups are hard, aren’t they? More so than the break ups of non-famous people, because celebrities are better than us so their pain counts for so much more. So we were sad to discover today that Marilyn Manson is worried about the divvying up of he and Dita Von Teese’s collection of dead things. He says: “I have four taxidermied baboons, two monkeys, a white peacock, a turtle and a wild boar. I went through a dramatic lifestyle change with my home after the break-up. I left it. When you get separated, you lose so much. I don’t what she’ll say when I ask for them back.” We’ll hazard a guess and suppose she’d say something along the lines of “Are you still fucking that nineteen year old?” Evan Rachel Wood, what are you thinking? More »