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Me: A Real Hollywood Director; You: Hot, Smart, Willing To Believe I’m A Real Director

9:25AM Defamer Hollywood | Defamer is committed to bringing together real directors of real movies with real celebrities hard up for fake dates on the biggest nights of their lives, and so in the interest of furthering our mission of faux-romantic mercy, we spotlight this anonymous plea for companionship from Craigslist, the internet’s leading escort service for industry professionals desperately seeking non-embarrassing arm-candy. Posts our seeker: director needs a (fake) date for a (real) movie premiere – m4m – 33 As bizarre as this sounds, I am looking for a date for a movie premiere. I directed a movie and it’s premiering the last week in June. I want to go to the premiere with a date. Yes, there will be celebrities and industry weirdos at the premiere. Yes, there is a big party afterwards. Yes, I really am the director. Yes, it really is a real movie with real celebrities at a real premiere with a red carpet and everything. More »