2:55PM Jess McGuire | THINGS MY DOG RUFUS HAS EATEN
* A chair
* Holy Water from Lourdes
* Countless packets of cigarettes
* His own poo
THINGS LISA AND DAVID OLDFIELD’S DOG DINKY HAS EATEN
* Six condoms. Ewwwww!
Reported the Daily Telegraph yesterday:
If being dressed up as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz wasn’t bad enough, little Dinky Oldfield brought new meaning to the idea of a sick puppy last week, requiring an emergency trip to the vet after eating a “six-fingered latex glove”.
Six-fingered latex glove? Ho, ho, we think not!
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