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Flotsam & Jetsam

This Is What $US11,716 Funeral Invitations Look Like

9:43PM Ravi Somaiya | Michael Jackson’s death continues to form effortless metaphors of his life. At his private family funeral the remaining Jacksons were charged $US35,000 for “burial garments”, $US21,455 for food and $US3682 for a framed picture, among other ludicrous inflations. More »
People

The Gays Do Not Want Michael Jackson, Thank You Very Much

3:15AM Brian Moylan | The intellectualisation of Michael Jackson as icon starts in earnest today with The New Yorker theatre critic Hilton Als’ queer theory read on his career in The New York Review of Books. The only problem is, Jackson wasn’t gay. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Renee Zellweger Is The Tiger In Bradley Cooper’s Bathroom

10:07PM the cajun boy | Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are so doing it, Kevin Jonas is engaged, Hayden Panetierre is totally naked in her new movie, Tinsley Mortimer is dating a German aristocrat and Mischa Barton gets kicked out of a London nightclub’s bathroom. More »