12:16PM Jess McGuire | Dear Jess from out of The Veronicas,
According to the pulling-no-punches Daily Telegraph, you’re “not such a lesbian” anymore and you’re back together with your wang-owning ex Azaria, the formerly
missing frontman of pissweak band The FolloW. You’ve been photographed canoodling with this fellow around Las Vegas and hanging out at Perez Hilton hosted parties, and I have to say…
Are you
sure you aren’t interested in MTV VJ Ruby Rose?
Really? Because she always seemed kinda cool, and Azaria is an absolutely massive tool. I think you should reconsider.
This one article provides me with at least (
DIDO FANS ALERT: BRACE YOURSELVES) seven hundred examples as to why Azaria is a cock jockey.
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