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Brangelina Getting Married To Squelch Rumours Of Love’s Demise
9:01PM the cajun boy | Brad and Angelina are getting married in New Orleans, Brooke Shields settled with the National Enquirer for kidnapping her mother, Mariah Carey is getting fat, Pete Doherty shot up on a commercial flight, and Denise Richards is addicted to boob jobs. More »
Airbrush Tool Tipped To Win Based On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Promo Shots
7:00AM Kyle Buchanan | When it comes to altering one’s appearance, Photoshop has picked up where Denise Richards and Lil’ Kim left off. Presenting: the heavily-altered publicity photos for the newest season of Dancing with the Stars. More »
7:15AM Kyle Buchanan | E!gads: Two months ago, we learned that Denise Richards: It’s Complicated had been karmically snuffed in its crib, only to have Richards herself announce a month later that it hadn’t (hey, no takebacks!). Still, we were sceptical, as no official announcement had yet come from E!, and that Richards? Kinda shady! Now, though, we have bad news: The network confirmed today that It’s Complicated will indeed be returning. No word, yet, on whether the hair extension budget will be upped for the second season. [Us] More »
Heather Locklear’s 911 Call Placed by Concerned, Paparazzi-Friendly Former ‘Us Weekly’ Staffer
3:20AM Kyle Buchanan | When we first heard about Heather Locklear’s weekend arrest for driving under the influence of a controlled substance, we were most interested in the curious detail of the sunglasses she repeatedly ran over. Turns out, the entire case is full of curious details, and here’s the biggest one: the witness who placed the call to 911 is a former Us Weekly staffer who’s under investigation by the FBI for hacking into the magazine’s computer system to locate celebrities. Oh, and she called the paparazzi immediately after her 911 call. Oh, and she also just happens to have a lucrative partnership with Locklear rival Denise Richards! Details and her kooky 911 call, after the jump: More »
‘Denise Richards’ Cancellation: It’s Complicated
8:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Didn’t we almost have it all, America? Why, it was just a few weeks ago when we learned that E! had mercy-killed its celeb reality show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, leading to cheers, emailed hugs, and exultant praise to God around the blogosphere. “Just when I think there’s no redeeming the entertainment industry as a whole,” said one of our commenters, “somebody makes a smart move like cancelling this famewhore’s piece of crap show, and I start to see a little glimmer of light on the horizon.” Get ready to bust out some candles, everybody: that glimmer’s gettin’ snuffed! According to Us Weekly: More »
‘Denise Richards’: It’s Cancelled
8:40AM Defamer Hollywood | In the eternal battle between exes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, the latter has just been dealt a significant setback. Though Sheen pulls down a nigh-unbeatable $800,000 for every episode of Two and a Half Men, Richards could at least boast a buzzed-about, cringe-inducing E! reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Now, according to the New York Post, she may not even have that feather in her cap anymore — it appears that the show has been cancelled.E! Premieres Bad Mother Block with Denise Richards & Dina Lohan
4:50AM Defamer Hollywood | Are you related to someone famous who doesn’t really speak to you anymore? Do you have a dreadfully boring home life and children you constantly ignore? Have you collected an obscene number of pets, which constantly crap all over your house? Then you should call E! because that’s exactly what they’re into nowadays. On a day meant to honour the heroes who have protected our country, last night’s series premieres of Denise Richards: It’s Complicated and Living Lohan showed just how little there is left to protect. More »
Denise Richards Wants Not One Drop Of Charlie Sheen’s Prostitute- Tranny- Infested Man-Seed
1:50AM Seth | Yesterday, Charlie Sheen’s camp accused Denise Richards of having exploited her children for her own publicity-whoring needs—and re-addressed the time Richards allegedly paused from hurling ambisexual- jailbait- porn-junkie accusations long enough to request a sperm donation of her ex. Now, the star of E!’s Denise Richards: My Undiagnosed Bipolarism Is Complicated is firing back. Talking to Page Six, the actress provided recent SMS evidence suggesting there may be more to her cancer-wishing, tranny-positive ex-husband than meets the eye:
Denise Richards Augmenting Paltry $25 million Divorce Settlement With Hefty E! Payday
8:45AM Seth | Oh, what’s to be done with Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen. They may bicker incessantly and claim they can’t stand the sight of one another, but deep down, you just know they’re hoping the other contracts feline AIDS. With her E! reality series set to premiere on Memorial Day, Richards has been hitting the talk show circuit harder than Richie Sambora in a bathroom stall at the LAX wrap party. This included some face-time with fossilised CNN grand inquisitor Larry King, where she explained that the show comes directly out of need; not, surprisingly, the need to be on TV, but rather the need to feed and shelter her two children, abandoned by their father to follow his tween-outfitting, trampoline dreams. Now, a “Sheen insider” tells Page Six that Richards’ claims are absurd, as the actress is regularly greeted by the beeping sound of a Hollywood Alimony Services dump truck backing into her driveway to release that month’s child support payment: But, “Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support,” a Sheen insider fumed. “Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”
