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10:03AM Jess McGuire | I never thought Kylie Minogue was a lesbian (she just doesn’t make my ‘dar go BING, you know?) but it seems she announced in a recent interview that she’s “attracted to women”. Blimey! Except she didn’t. So she’s not. You following? More »
Kylie Minogue Doesn’t Pash Girls.
10:03AM Jess McGuire | I never thought Kylie Minogue was a lesbian (she just doesn’t make my ‘dar go BING, you know?) but it seems she announced in a recent interview that she’s “attracted to women”. Blimey! Except she didn’t. So she’s not. You following? More » 
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4:11PM Kym Weathersten | Hmmm, is it wrong that I found news that a forensic anatomist has supported Pauline Hanson’s claims she is not the woman in the nude photos published by one of the Sunday papers over the weekend disappointing? Because I do. More »
Expert Declares Pauline Hanson Didn’t Get Naked For Saucy Photographs
4:11PM Kym Weathersten | Hmmm, is it wrong that I found news that a forensic anatomist has supported Pauline Hanson’s claims she is not the woman in the nude photos published by one of the Sunday papers over the weekend disappointing? Because I do. More »
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2:05PM Jess McGuire | It’s strange… I hadn’t really wondered whether Rebecca Gibney, the Australian theatrical icon of Flying Doctors and Packed To The Rafters glory, had ever had sex with Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. But I suppose I must be one of the very few people out there who had never heard the rumour of their horizontal dalliance. Unlucky me!
Now that I do know such a rumour exists, I can quickly dismiss it as Rebecca has very kindly cleared things up on the Mick-Jagger-rutting front.
Rebecca Gibney has a long-standing urban myth about her younger days and a supposed relationship with legendary lothario and Rolling Stone Mick Jagger.
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Rebecca Gibney And Mick Jagger Have NOT Made The Beast With Two Backs
2:05PM Jess McGuire | It’s strange… I hadn’t really wondered whether Rebecca Gibney, the Australian theatrical icon of Flying Doctors and Packed To The Rafters glory, had ever had sex with Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. But I suppose I must be one of the very few people out there who had never heard the rumour of their horizontal dalliance. Unlucky me!
Now that I do know such a rumour exists, I can quickly dismiss it as Rebecca has very kindly cleared things up on the Mick-Jagger-rutting front.
Rebecca Gibney has a long-standing urban myth about her younger days and a supposed relationship with legendary lothario and Rolling Stone Mick Jagger.
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3:57PM Jess McGuire | So! It seems the reason people were getting in a tizzy about Ian Thorpe being photographed with his housemate of three years, Brazilian swimmer Daniel Mendes, is because they think Thorpie is A Gay and he is doing Gay Things to Daniel! WTF?!
Ian Thorpe has given a statement.
In a statement issued by his management company yesterday, Thorpe, 26, said he was tired of having to address rumours that he was homosexual.
“In the past, on several separate occasions, I have answered questions about my sexuality openly and honestly with the media … my situation in this regard has not changed,” he said.
Thorpe first declared he was “not gay” in a radio interview in 2002, attributing the speculation to the fact he did not fit the stereotype of an Australian man.
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IAN THORPE IS NOT GAY!
3:57PM Jess McGuire | So! It seems the reason people were getting in a tizzy about Ian Thorpe being photographed with his housemate of three years, Brazilian swimmer Daniel Mendes, is because they think Thorpie is A Gay and he is doing Gay Things to Daniel! WTF?!
Ian Thorpe has given a statement.
In a statement issued by his management company yesterday, Thorpe, 26, said he was tired of having to address rumours that he was homosexual.
“In the past, on several separate occasions, I have answered questions about my sexuality openly and honestly with the media … my situation in this regard has not changed,” he said.
Thorpe first declared he was “not gay” in a radio interview in 2002, attributing the speculation to the fact he did not fit the stereotype of an Australian man.
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1:14PM Jess McGuire | Guess who has never made the beast with two backs with Kylie Minogue? Why, an amusing British actor type from a hit sitcom called Gavin & Stacey I’ve never had the pleasure of watching! His name is Matthew Horne, and not only did the lucky sod get to play Minogue The Elder’s assistant in The Kylie Show but he’ll also co-host the Brit Awards with her in February! He’s just piped up to the press that he’s never, ever placed any part of himself inside Kylie. Which is good to know, I suppose.
English comedian Mathew Horne has denied rumours that he and Aussie pop princess Kylie Minogue were dating. Horne, who will co-hosts the Brits next month with Minogue, found the rumours hilarious.
“If I’d shagged Kylie everyone would know about it. Everyone! I would have a T-shirt and a tattoo telling them”, the Sun quoted him as saying. “The idea of people camping outside my mums house last year to ask her if I’m seeing Kylie is ridiculous! Of course nothing happened. Of course not. She’s Kylie!”
What exactly does “She’s Kylie!” mean, young man? What, she doesn’t have needs like any other red blooded woman? She’s someone indifferent to the magic of two hearts beating together?
Just for the record, I’ve never had sex with Kylie either. Have you? Andre Velensco, you’re excused from answering.
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British Comedian Denies Ever Sleeping With Our Kylie
1:14PM Jess McGuire | Guess who has never made the beast with two backs with Kylie Minogue? Why, an amusing British actor type from a hit sitcom called Gavin & Stacey I’ve never had the pleasure of watching! His name is Matthew Horne, and not only did the lucky sod get to play Minogue The Elder’s assistant in The Kylie Show but he’ll also co-host the Brit Awards with her in February! He’s just piped up to the press that he’s never, ever placed any part of himself inside Kylie. Which is good to know, I suppose.
English comedian Mathew Horne has denied rumours that he and Aussie pop princess Kylie Minogue were dating. Horne, who will co-hosts the Brits next month with Minogue, found the rumours hilarious.
“If I’d shagged Kylie everyone would know about it. Everyone! I would have a T-shirt and a tattoo telling them”, the Sun quoted him as saying. “The idea of people camping outside my mums house last year to ask her if I’m seeing Kylie is ridiculous! Of course nothing happened. Of course not. She’s Kylie!”
What exactly does “She’s Kylie!” mean, young man? What, she doesn’t have needs like any other red blooded woman? She’s someone indifferent to the magic of two hearts beating together?
Just for the record, I’ve never had sex with Kylie either. Have you? Andre Velensco, you’re excused from answering.
MORE: Horne denies sleeping with Minogue
More » Despite What Hysterically Squawking Gossip Gurus Would Have You Believe, Michael Clarke And Lara Bingle Are Just Fine!
12:40PM Jess McGuire | When will the haters just back off and give Michael Clarke and Lara Bingle some goddamn space to they can pursue their quiet and in no way media-whorey romance with a modicum of privacy?
Glamour couple Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke have brushed aside rumours that their fairytale romance has hit the rocks. Bingle was photographed leaving a business in Sydney on Tuesday afternoon not wearing her sizeable engagement ring and hiding her face.
And if there’s one thing we can count on for sure in this crazy world, it’s that the shouty excitable showbiz correspondents on breakfast television won’t ever let something like a celebrity being photographed without their sizable engagement ring slip by without making a big deal out of it. More » Relax, World – Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Are Still Together
3:36PM Jess McGuire | Our American counterparts excitedly wrote this morning about how Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had split up. Their source? The hardcore journalists over at Access Hollywood.
Personally, I didn’t believe it for a moment. Because if there’s one thing I know for certain in this crazy mixed up world, it’s that Lindsay Lohan would announce that kind of shit on her MySpazz blog, where she has revealed almost every other feeling she’s had over the past few months. And that’s why I love her.
I patiently awaited a denial from LiLo, and sure enough – it’s just come through now.
From a Lindsay Lohan’s MySpazz blog post called “RUMORS” : More » Peter Andre And Jordan Are Not Having Another Baby! They’re As Unhappy As Ever!
9:14AM Jess McGuire | If you can’t turn to the tabloids for facts about celebrity wombs, then how on earth are we meant to get accurate information regarding the comings and growings occurring inside the disturbingly taut bellies of famous ladies? By waiting until the individuals involved make a public statement? Pah. That takes too long!
So anyway. Yesterday’s excitement about new baby for Jordan and Peter Andre? Foolish. A rep has piped up that she’s not up the duff, and the Daily Mail assures us that not only are they not having another child, but their marriage is still a fragile creature.
Katie Price and Peter Andre reignited rumours of marital woes last night after leaving a London nightclub separately. The couple, who have been persistently plagued by reports their marriage is on the rocks, hit hotspot Movida in what appeared to be an show of unity. But the evening quickly unravelled for the notoriously argumentative pair, who ended up heading home hours apart.
Hours apart? Oh no! Everyone knows that couples who are able to separate themselves from each other for more than a ten minute period are on the rocks! More » Mark Spano Is Not Setting Ricki-Lee’s Sex On Fire
3:55PM Jess McGuire | News that Ricki-Lee’s management have spoken out at claims she’s dating someone from this year’s Idol competition (remember when she was rumoured to be getting it on with Teale? Ha!) came as no surprise to me.
And why would they want to stop the seemingly never ending flow of magazines featuring Ricki-Lee on the cover next to the words I’M ALONE FOR THE FIRST TIME or MY DIVORCE PAIN? She’s never been more adorable or marketable than right now!
Lauren Brown, Ricki-Lee’s apparently formidable manager, has piped up over gossip linking Mark Spano with her client, saying it’s not happening.
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