It's that time again, the week prior to the Australia's Next Top Model finale, in which both the final contestants work the media like nobody's business and suddenly look oddly different to "last week's" episode (in reality, there are a few months between the penultimate episode and the finale; witness Alice's fire-engine-red hair at last year's bash and Steph's having had a month or two with a personal trainer).

And in a move that will be no surprise to absolutely everyone who watched this Cycle, Demelza is bringing out the big guns and hitting Alex where it hurts - in the birth certificate!

"I guess I'd be a little more concerned if I was her," Reveley said.

"I mean, she's 21 now, so she's kind of running out of time to do this and to make it in this industry.

"There is a short shelf-life being a model and that's just the way it is.

"I'd feel worried if I was in her shoes."

Yeah, I'd be worried if I were Alex, too, Demelza - worried about what to say when I eventually stop in at Muffin Break on my way to my third Vogue shoot and you are behind the counter serving me.

That's right, I so went there - here beginneth Defamer Australia's campaigning for Alex to win it! Come on Tiny Mouth!

Okay so the last few weeks of Australia's Next Top Model Cycle 4 kind of sludged past in a blur. Is it just me, or did all the interesting/captivating/actually modelesque girls get sent packing way too early this year? In any case, Alex and Demelza are this year's Alice and Steph/Eboni and Jess/Gemma and Chloe, and you'll note I've aligned Alex with all the past winners because there's no way in sweet merciful heaven that Demelza should win - least of all because of her despicable work in bullying Alamela, but because she just doesn't have it. Which is not to say that Alex is exactly the next Racquel Zimmerman, either, but hell, desperate times call for desperate measures. Hop over the jump for a last minute stats examination.

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