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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Resolution No. 4: George Lucas Sentenced to Prison For Continuing Rape of ‘Star Wars’ Franchise

5:35AM STV | WHEREAS, the Star Wars franchise comprises six films about the legend of Anakin Skywalker, his son Luke, a bunch of puppets and their exploits with the Force, and More »
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Resolution No. 3: Put The Weinstein Company to Death For Forthcoming ‘Fraggle Rock’ Film

2:30AM Defamer Hollywood | WHEREAS, The Weinstein Company is a theatrical releasing venture co-owned by the brothers Bob and Harvey Weinstein, and
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Resolution No. 2: Disney Must Immediately Release its Groundbreaking Nature Film ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’

4:35AM Defamer Hollywood | WHEREAS, Walt Disney Pictures has made available online this week its trailer for the animated/live-action film Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and More »
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Resolution No. 1: Sarah Jessica Parker Censured for Complaining About Problems ‘SATC’ Helped Create

2:15AM Defamer Hollywood | WHEREAS, it’s not really our style to judge anyone before noon, especially on a Monday, but that’s when New York Magazine happened to publish its new cover story about Sarah Jessica Parker; and More »
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