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Achieve Your Dream Of Picking Up Some Asshole’s Dog’s Dry Cleaning Via The UTA Job List Blog

8:32AM Seth | For many just starting out in Hollywood, the journey begins somewhat inauspiciously at the UTA job list: It’s a precious catalog of the latest assistant openings, hand-lettered on babyskin parchment scrolls, sealed in scarlet wax pressed in the agency’s pregnancy-test-reminiscent logo, and handed off at twilight between cloaked agency footmen on foggy stretches of Pico Blvd. But you’re in luck, because now it’s also a blog! Let’s see what the assistant-needy are looking for today: More »

Anne Heche’s Ex-Husband Needs You To Give Her A Job

3:40AM Seth | As we touched upon briefly on our way out the door last night, actress Anne Heche, whose ugly divorce and custody battle last year aired out all manner of crazy-scented laundry, was back in court to argue that since the cancellation of her ABC series Men In Trees (hey Heche fans: where’s the nut-delivery campaign for that one?), she no longer had the financial means to make the $15,000-a-month in emasculatory alimony payments to ex-husband, Coley Lafoon. People.com reports: