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Happy Endings Offered to Disney, Warners Execs
8:25AM Seth | The Age of the Easily Expensed Job-Perk (Assistant: “You want me to submit a receipt that says, ‘Lunch with hooker Ratner?’” Agent: “Yeah, that’s fine. Throw ‘er in there with the rest…”) are long over. More »
What Celebrity TV Doctor Took To Craigslist In Search Of A Wife?
7:19AM Seth | When you’re just a lonely regular person, you can always post a personal ad on Craigslist. But what if you’re a lonely celebrity person? And not just any celebrity person, but a celebrity person with a medical degree and board certification, who millions turn to regularly for health advice? Well, then it’s not so easy. For starters, forget the Craigslist personals, and move over to the help wanted section—because what you’re looking for is a PR assistant to help you weed through the available dating pool, smoking out the social-climbers, the gold-diggers, and the butterfacers in search of The One: More »
‘Two Tickets To Oscars Gets My Wife As Your Unconditional Sex Slave!’ Says Craigslist User
11:04AM Seth | Because we at Defamer would like nothing more than to place visiting couples fully indoctrinated into The Lifestyle with spouse-sharing-curious members of the showbiz community who also happen to be in possession of a spare pair of tickets to the Academy Awards and Governor’s Ball, we now faithfully reproduce for you a Craigslist ad brought to our attention over the weekend. (It’s since been removed by conscientious members of the Craigslist community, who strongly feel that whoring our one’s wife, however much mutual consent is involved, has no place in the most venerated and dignified awards show of all. Get thee to The Flackies, pervies!) The ad begins like this: More »
6:18AM Mark | Via Craigslist’s Missed Connections, our humble attempt to help one anonymous lonelyheart find her briefly encountered soulmate on this Valentine’s Day: “Dark Hair, Striped Sweater, Clean Cut at The Griffin – w4m – 23 I saw you across the bar and couldn’t believe my eyes. I was drinking a Guinness and you were talking to two friends. I stood near you, hoping you’d notice me. Did you? Me: dark hair, ponytail, gray jacket, glasses. You: Joseph Gordon-Levitt.” [Craigslist] More »
