2:54PM Jess McGuire | It’s that time of the week – we’re merely hours away from weekend fun and we’re all willing the remaining minutes of our Friday to fly past so we can do something more fun, like dance to Hall & Oates at a crowded venue while drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Let us help you avoid doing any proper work by suggesting some charming Facebook groups for you to join.
Group Name: Do you accept to marry a not virgin girl?
Description: an appeal to all the men who claim they fashions and Open Mind and they are the men and liberal ideas ask them this important question : Do you accept to marry a not virgin girl – ? If Daringness have to respond to this question admitted but without lied
Defamer Australia says… In a culture which celebrates promiscuity, the creators of this group ask a very poignant question – in adorable broken English. Ever since we joined this group, we have been “poked” by many handsome single men from Beirut. Ladies, take note!
Group Name: Shit Movie Club
Description: The concept basically involves going to see completely lowbrow movies and heckling/worshipping them as we see fit. We will spend more hours than we dare to count visiting Greater Unions and Hoyts cinemas until we fully appreciate fart jokes, until we walk away wondering “Yeah, like what IS it with men and women, they’re so DIFFERENT LOLOLOL”, until we know Jessica Alba’s resume back to front. Shit Movie Club expects every man (and woman) to do their duty. Go and see a lowbrow flick and report back immediately for appropriately banal discussion.
Defamer Australia says… We created this group. We’re going to see 27 Dresses tonight on a girl date with our friend Kirsten, and we’re hoping it’s going to be appalling and thus amazing. Either way, it’d want to be better than Atonement, which we hated with a red hot passion.
Group Name: I believe Sandra Sully is bonking Brad from Sports Tonight
Description: This group is based nothing other than the INTENSE looks those two give each other every night, the little quips they make, and the flirtatious segues they make for each other. I hope they are bonking. A little bit of late night flirting on the TV is fun to watch before i go to bed. Go you good things.
Defamer Australia says… You know, ever since we joined this posse, we’ve never been able to look at the late news in the same way. So much chemistry, people!
Group Name: Bindi Irwin scares the SHIT out of me
Description: A support network for those who believe Chucky and Bindi will one day join forces AND KILL US ALL.
Defamer Australia says… Interesting fact! Australia Zoo does not appreciate the existence of this group, but more on that little nugget of information in the future…
Group Name: If you got THICK THIGHS,PHAT ASS,TIG OL BITTIES , basically if u r a nympho
Description: WEEKLY CHECK IN YA’LL dis ya boi yours truely checkin in makin sure everybody straight,vibin in the group, GETTIN ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!! but if ya’ll have any request holla at me
Defamer Australia says… We have no idea what that description means, but we are quite taken with the phrase “TIG OL BITTIES”.
Group Name: A Baby Squirrel Wearing a Cowboy Hat Riding a Golden Retriever Puppy
Description: A baby squirrel wearing a cowboy hat riding a golden retriever puppy with a saddle and cowboy hat on.
Defamer Australia says… There is really not much more to add. Every time we feel low, we stare at the picture of the baby squirrel wearing a cowboy hat riding a golden retriever puppy, and something shifts deep inside us. The creators of this group may just have come up with the best new religion of the 21st Century.
Group Name: I COULD Go For That, And By That, I Mean Hall and Oates
Description: Hall and Oates are musical geniuses.
Defamer Australia says… Dude… She’s Gone? Sara Smile? Rich Girl? There’s really nothing we can add, is there?
Group Name: B.D. WONG IS NEVER WRONG
Description: If you don’t know who B.D. Wong is, then keep browsin’.
Defamer Australia says… B.D. Wong makes us scream with glee whenever he appears on the screen during Law & Order: SVU. He fucking
brings it every time, and we love him deeply for it.
And there you have it. Feel free to suggest Facebook groups for us to join and plug by emailing
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