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Liam Neeson Wants To Kick Your Arse (Even Yours, Zellweger)
1:55AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and quaintly Zellwegerian at the US movies. This week: Liam Neeson battles the Blartocalypse, Elizabeth Banks goes bad, and The Class is in session. More »
Werewolves Devour Brendan Fraser In Bloody Box-Office Tragedy
1:55AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your bulletproof guide to everything new, noteworthy and potentially misconceived at the US movies. This week, werewolves attack, Brendan Fraser slums (again), and the Weinsteins dump Mickey Rourke. More »
‘Bride Wars’ Battles More Conventional Horrors in Box-Office No Man’s Land
1:50AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and shoved down your throat at the US movies. This week: Bride Wars commence, Gary Oldman slums, and Clint Eastwood expands. More »
Do You Prefer Your Anti-Nazi Oscar Bait With Daniel Craig or Viggo Mortensen?
1:55AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your radically truncated guide to what’s new, noteworthy and/or foolhardy enough to open on the last weekend of the year at the movies. More »
Your Favourite Stars Join Holiday Box-Office Fight to the Death
12:45AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or mortifying at the movies. This week: Hollywood gets stuck in your chimney delivering Benjamin Button and four other holiday blockbuster hopefuls. More »
Jim Carrey Battles Will Smith For Holiday-Fiasco Heavyweight Belt
1:50AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or potentially toxic at the US movies. This week: Will Smith is bad, Jim Carrey is affirmative, and Mickey Rourke takes a beating for Oscar.
Keanu Reeves Devastates ‘Doubt,’ ‘Che,’ Rest of Earth
1:45AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or Keanu-rrific at the movies. This week: Earth is doomed, Clint is done, and Che is looooonnng. More »
‘Porno’ Livens Up Weak Halloween Party at the Multiplex
1:42AM STV | Happy Halloween, and welcome to another edition of Defamer Attractions, your weekly guide to everything new, noteworthy and potentially stillborn at the movies. Today we survey a wasteland of R-rated comedies, Disney leftovers and Oscar-season prestige offerings, all battling the holiday for audience dollars. Among them we’ll spot this week’s likeliest underachiever and its most worthy underdog, with a few worthwhile DVD releases bringing up the rear. As always, our opinions are our own, but they will be the envy of all your friends when sorting through your candy later tonight.
Shrieking Tweens Fight Off ‘Saw’ in Bloody Multiplex Standoff
1:30AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your fail-safe weekly guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or potentially doomed at the movies. Today brings us another oversaturated batch of fall releases offering more variety than prestige (or quality for that matter), but we’ll help you sort through the mess with a glimpse at the week’s (and maybe the year’s) best film, Ed Norton’s latest loser and a sampling of what’s new on DVD. As always, our opinions are our own, but franchise opportunities are available. Inquire inside! More »
