11:05AM Mark | Now that we’ve entered the Hollywood phase of
American Idol’s tireless search for the Next Big Thing Who Will Be Dropped By A Record Label Within A Year, the tin-eared
Small Town Gays and tone-deaf,
razor-taloned hippies have all been culled from the competition, leaving us with precious few opportunities to enjoy the kind of ear-diddling disasters that are at the heart
Idol’s early-season bloodsport.
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