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4:30AM Seth | Whooop! Whooop! CAA Kitchen Fire! Just when you had been lulled into a false sense of Death Star culinary confidence—positive that no incendiary Chinese appetizers would again engulf the TV lit department in thick clouds of cabbage-and-pork-scented smoke—comes this CAA! Kitchen! Fire! Deathtrap! Exclusive! “Subject: CAA can’t cook! they set fire to their kitchen and got evacuated!” We ask that you remain calm at this time, until we get a full headcount (just the agents, obviously—not assistants); commuters in the Century City area, meanwhile, are instructed to keep as far away from the scene as possible, regardless of how enticing those wafting, mouth-watering gusts of BBQ baby meat might be. [Defamer] More »
None-Too-Bitter CAA Rep Has Some Choice Parting Words of Advice For Robert De Niro
2:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Some accounts place Robert De Niro’s recent defection from CAA to Endeavor as a move at least a decade in the making. That inevitability didn’t lessen the sting for an anonymous CAA operative, however, who chimed at Deadline Hollywood Daily on Thursday with a poetic reality check entitled, “Why Did Bobby Leave Us?” They promised they could turn back time. They promised they could get him 20m a picture. More »
4:40AM Mark Graham | In another case of life imitating art, The Death Star is under attack! By Hitchcockian birds of prey, no less! More »
4:40AM Mark Graham | In another case of life imitating art, The Death Star is under attack! By Hitchcockian birds of prey, no less! More »
7:44AM Seth | Sometimes, all it takes is something relatively insignificant–say, the firing of two proton torpedoes down a thermal exhaust port that leads directly to a reactor core, or an overcooked chinese appetizer–to fell the seemingly invulnerable. This just in from a Defamer operative stationed in the vicinity of the CAA Death Star: “Not sure if you heard, but apparently the caa bldg. was evacuated because someone burnt an egg roll in a toaster oven and it set off the fire alarm.” We encourage further eyewitness accounts of the burnt-egg-roll carnage (and baby-flavored dipping sauces) that brought operations at Hollywood’s most powerful institution to a grinding halt. More »
7:44AM Seth | Sometimes, all it takes is something relatively insignificant–say, the firing of two proton torpedoes down a thermal exhaust port that leads directly to a reactor core, or an overcooked chinese appetizer–to fell the seemingly invulnerable. This just in from a Defamer operative stationed in the vicinity of the CAA Death Star: “Not sure if you heard, but apparently the caa bldg. was evacuated because someone burnt an egg roll in a toaster oven and it set off the fire alarm.” We encourage further eyewitness accounts of the burnt-egg-roll carnage (and baby-flavored dipping sauces) that brought operations at Hollywood’s most powerful institution to a grinding halt. More »
