david spade
BREAKING: David Spade Wants No Media Attention For $100K Rifle-Fund Donation
7:40AM Seth | Something about this time of year really brings out the do-gooder in all of us. Take for example David Spade, who reached deep into his man-purse and pulled out $US100,000 worth of new police rifles! More »
Sensitive Lothario David Spade Checks Up On Heather Locklear with Texted ‘WTF?’
8:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Back when David Spade was dating Heather Locklear, Hollywood tongues wagged endlessly, wondering, “How does he do it?” Eventually, people realised that Spade is one of the great Casanovas of our time, able to woo some of the industry’s biggest beauties by simply following the maxim, “Be normal and kind of have your shit together.” Unfortunately, Locklear currently has her shit somewhat scattered, as she’s dealing with a DUI called in by an ex-Us Weekly staffer who has a special relationship with Locklear rival Denise Richards. With so much going on in the life of his ex, how did the sensitive Spade check in? More »
David Spade: World’s Greatest Ladies Man?
8:30AM Defamer Hollywood | You gotta admit, when it comes to ladies, David Spade has an amazing track record. He’s nailed Heather Locklear, Lara Flynn Boyle, Krista Allen, Julie Bowen, Teri Hatcher, Gena Lee Nolin, Kristy Swanson, and countless Playboy playmates, including one he recently impregnated. But is he really the Don Juan of our time? J.R. Moehringer from Los Angeles Magazine seems to think so, and he makes a compelling case in a nearly 8-page exposé. Consider the evidence: Spade is no Clooney in the looks department, yet he pulls more tail than George. What’s more, he’s been doing so since he was a teenager. “He was voted Most Artistic,” Moehringer writes, “but the entire student body at Saguaro High School knew he was the campus Casanova, a walking stick of catnip for every cheerleader and homecoming queen.” More »
Fatherhood Finds David Spade
9:30AM Seth | To all you naysayers out there who always insisted that David Spade would never find a nice girl, settle down, and fall right into life as a loving new dad, time to start eating some crow: Spade has accidentally impregnated a Playboy Playmate. So there! More »
Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong Enjoy Intimate Man Date At Cut
9:05AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about the time Andy Dick asked if he could Adrian the Grenier out of you. More »
David Spade and Matthew McConaughey Probably Just Too Into Themselves To Wrap It Up
10:07AM Defamer Hollywood | Right off the bat, let’s get something straight. We are ALL for pre-marital sex. In fact, if pre-marital sex didn’t exist, well … we don’t even want to think about a world where pre-marital sex doesn’t exist. But really (and we ask this out of curiousity more than anything else), does anyone else find Hollywood’s recent spate of high profile out-of-wedlock baby announcements the least bit peculiar? We know the WGA strike has freed up a lot of time for a lot of us, but that doesn’t explain why notoriously toxic bachelors like David Spade and Matthew McConaughey decided to throw caution (and their condoms) to the wind. So then, what can we attribute this (sorta joyous!) news to? As with most of ills permeating our society these days, we’re gonna place the blame squarely on the shoulders of Juno. More »
Trade Roundup: David Spade Has Torn Hollywood Its Last New One
5:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Comedy Central decides not to renew The Showbiz Show for a fourth season, officially freeing David Spade from the conflict-inviting hosting duties that sometimes put him in the uncomfortable position of having to use puppets to explain how Heather Locklear’s marriage was already over by the time he was banging her. [Variety] Ehren Kruger joins Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci in writing the screenplay that director Michael Bay will use as a rough guide for where to place his giant fucking robots on Transformers 2. [THR] DreamWorks is wisely trying to keep their Norbit dream team of Eddie Murphy and critic-proof producer Brain Robbins intact, entering final negotiations to reunite them for the comedy A Thousand Words, the story of a guy who “only has 1,000 words left to speak before he dies.” [Variety] More »
The Man Behind Joe Dirt Is Heading To Ramsay Street
2:33PM Jess McGuire | We kid you not. The Daily Telegraph reports that the star of Just Shoot Me! and renown seducer of Hollywood hotties, Mr David Spade, is heading Down Under to appear on Neighbours.
Ramsay St is set to get a visit from Hollywood funnyman David Spade in a special cameo on the Channel 10 soap.
Spade has agreed to dig his way Down Under for the role, after striking up a friendship with former Neighbours regular Nicky Whelan.
The pairing will see Whelan return to the soap as character Pepper Steiger to play out scenes with Spade, who flew her first-class to Los Angeles to appear in an episode of his US series The Showbiz Show.
Then, Whelan’s role was a girl who meets the former Just Shoot Me actor through an internet dating service.
Spade’s role on the Aussie show that made Kylie Minogue, Natalie Imbruglia and Delta Goodrem stars is yet to be decided, but he says he’s up for “something fun”.
THINGS ARE ALWAYS FUN WHEN YOU’RE IN ERINSBOROUGH, DAVID! Unless you’re the blonde bird being tortured at the moment by someone called Mad Mary. Ahem.
So just to wrap that up, David Spade is obsessed with a girl from Neighbours called Pepper and therefore he is flying to Melbourne to film himself doing “something fun”. More » 