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11:29AM Jess McGuire | You’ll never guess what’s happened in the Pauline Hanson/Jack Johnson photo “scandal” – Pauline’s denying the photos are her! The six-franger bangin’ David Oldfield reckons the photographs may be proof of a secret affair, which would be very damaging to Pauline’s reputation, but also excellent marketing! But not if the snaps aren’t real! OH MY GOD, IT’S ALMOST TOO MUCH FOR ME! More »
Some More Twists And Turns In The Pauline Hanson Saucy Photo Story…
11:29AM Jess McGuire | You’ll never guess what’s happened in the Pauline Hanson/Jack Johnson photo “scandal” – Pauline’s denying the photos are her! The six-franger bangin’ David Oldfield reckons the photographs may be proof of a secret affair, which would be very damaging to Pauline’s reputation, but also excellent marketing! But not if the snaps aren’t real! OH MY GOD, IT’S ALMOST TOO MUCH FOR ME! More » David And Lisa Oldfield’s Dog Has Been Feasting On Delicious Things!
2:55PM Jess McGuire | THINGS MY DOG RUFUS HAS EATEN
* A chair
* Holy Water from Lourdes
* Countless packets of cigarettes
* His own poo
THINGS LISA AND DAVID OLDFIELD’S DOG DINKY HAS EATEN
* Six condoms. Ewwwww!
Reported the Daily Telegraph yesterday:
If being dressed up as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz wasn’t bad enough, little Dinky Oldfield brought new meaning to the idea of a sick puppy last week, requiring an emergency trip to the vet after eating a “six-fingered latex glove”.
Six-fingered latex glove? Ho, ho, we think not! More » Radio Is A Potentially Deadly Line Of Work…
9:43AM Jess McGuire | Having spent a little bit of time behind a microphone myself, I can personally vouch for the fact that many radio hosts spend their time on air legitimately fearing for their lives. I remember the time I played a 12 minute extended remix of Meat Loaf’s ‘I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) and refused to leave the building for the next 12 hours lest an irate RRR listener, worked up by the Jim Steinman madness I’d inflicted upon their ears, glassed me outside the studio.
And it seems I’m not the only broadcaster in the country scared of being murdered on air – apparently there are some successful folk on the wireless (I’m talking about men and women who have an audience of more than ten people) who feel terrified too!
Which radio star refuses to broadcast from a studio with windows, for fear he’ll be shot by a sniper? The high-profile presenter’s paranoia was revealed by rivals when ABC Evenings’ Andrew Daddo was casually handing over to Nightlife host Tony Delroy.
An aside – there are Daddos working for ABC Local Radio? I love it! More »