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Everybody Was Kung-Fu (And Every Other Kind Of) Fighting
11:01PM Ravi Somaiya | Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More »
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Jessica Simpson’s Mental Stability Even More Tenuous
7:36PM Andrew Belonsky | Will Jessica Simpson survive her dog’s death? Did Anna Wintour survive sitting next to Pixie Geldof? Did Lindsay know her burglar? Did Anna Nicole’s doctors know pills would kill her? Get some answers in your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
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Courtney Love Embroiled In Gossip Pissing Contest
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Courtney Love may or may not have been spotted peeing. Mischa Barton may or may not live in reality. And David Hasselhoff definitely got drunk. Welcome to your Monday Gossip Roundup! More »
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6:08AM Brian Moylan | [David Hasselhoff carries a gift down the street on his way to his daughter's birthday party in L.A. yesterday. Image via INF]
“No, It’s Not A Cheeseburger. I Promise.”
6:08AM Brian Moylan | [David Hasselhoff carries a gift down the street on his way to his daughter's birthday party in L.A. yesterday. Image via INF]
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5:08PM Jess McGuire | Well, he either has a good sense of humour or he’ll do anything for attention. Reader Cameron alerted me to the existence of The Boy Cruise, an 80s retro band who have penned a song called “Don’t Hassel The Hoff”. David appears in their video. Would you like to see? More »
David Hasselhoff Appears To Have A Good Sense Of Humour
5:08PM Jess McGuire | Well, he either has a good sense of humour or he’ll do anything for attention. Reader Cameron alerted me to the existence of The Boy Cruise, an 80s retro band who have penned a song called “Don’t Hassel The Hoff”. David appears in their video. Would you like to see? More »
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Will Gerard Butler Be The Next Man To Humiliate Jennifer Aniston?
10:10PM the cajun boy | Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are probably boning, Mischa Barton has a serious “medical issue,” Jon Gosselin’s new lady is a walking white-trash stereotype, The Hoff parties with Lady Gaga, Madonna has “bingo wings” and Robert Redford gets married. More »
5 Intelligent Screen Cars We Prefer to KITT From ‘Knight Rider’
6:10AM Kyle Buchanan | America, let’s face it: KITT from Knight Rider is kind of a bitch. Though he’s a car designed for adventuring, KITT is also a big scold, always crying, “Do this!” “Do that!” “Miiiichael, the risk factor is too high!” It remains to be seen whether the Val Kilmer-voiced vehicle in tonight’s Knight Rider reboot will prove less neurotic over time, but until then, we thought we’d take a trip down memory lane and give props to the “smart” cars we’d prefer to take a ride in. With the help of Molly McAleer, we’ve created this loving tribute to five of the best onscreen autos to ever rev their engines. Sorry, Herbie — better luck next time? [NBC] More »
The Hoff Openly Horny For Male Britney Impersonator
9:00AM Seth | On America’s Got Talent last night, David Hasselhoff was refreshingly candid about the stirrings in his loins elicited by Drag Britney. [AGT] Step! Two, Three, Ball, Step, Ball, Reverse, Change! Watch out stars—Lance means business! [Mollygood] In this new promotional shot from Land of the Lost, Will Ferrell stands next to the kind of Sleestak you might imagine posing for pictures at Disneyland. [First Showing] Mmmm…Hannah Montana Sweet & Sour Gummi Cocks. [BWE.tv] And last but not least, it’s Paul Reubens’s birthday today. In his honour, enjoy the entire Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. Happy birthday, Pee-wee! Mm…Birthday cakey. [YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube] More »Sean Penn Thrills Crowd With Incoherent Spoken-Word Jam And Other Tales Of Coachella Celebrity
6:10AM Seth | What would any Coachella festival be without stars of every letter-caste wandering the VIP sections, and perhaps getting mouthy with a security guard who “doesn’t care if you’re the Queen of England, Mr. Hasselhoff, you’re not on Prince’s backstage guest list!” A round-up of the celebrity goings on: We finally have an answer to the burning question of last week: Hey—what’s Sean Penn doing on the Coachella bill? As it turns out, he was not there to shoot some low-budget crowd scenes for Milk, nor was he there, as he joked from the Main Stage yesterday, for an “a cappella cover act of Celine Dion.” [Sound of polite audience laughter.] No, he was there for something called the Dirty Hands Caravan, a “biodiesel cross-country bus trip” starting from the concert site and ending in New Orleans on Sunday. The speech, in its entirety, is above—make sure to stick around for the YouTube documentarians’ pithy assessment of Penn’s oratorical skills. [YouTube, AP] More »
