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Which Recent Makeout Session Tops List Of Legendary Stomach-Turning Celebrity Hookups?

5:10AM Molly Friedman | We rarely like to take a mental walk down memory lane when it comes to the Most Nauseating Celebrity Hookups of all time, but news of the latest addition has unfortunately led us to revisit the grotesque list. We’ve already seen Liza Minelli and Phantom Of The Plastic Surgery Ward David Gest exchange saliva, Star Jones give Al an awkward lap dance and guiltily pleasured ourselves by witnessing wrinkly charmer Hugh Hefner and his thin lips attach themselves to the Girls Next Door. But after reading about one beach yoga-practicing, SUV-abandoning actor known for generally annoying everyone in Hollywood, and one scratchy-voiced “punk” rock chick known for generally hating everyone in Hollywood playing tongue twister in LA this past Tuesday, we may have a winner. The canoodlers in question, and just how far they went, after the jump: More »

Possibly The Greatest Opening Question In An Interview We’ve Ever Read

8:18AM Jess McGuire | This week’s Woman’s Day has proved to be a thorough delight (prepare yourselves, we’re gonna pilfer a few more things from it by the time today is through) – and the following question and answer with the former husband of Liza Minnelli, that strange looking individual who goes by the name David Gest, pleased us no end. Q. Is it true your mother was a one-legged Vietnamese nun and you father a one-legged fisherman? And they named you Hoppity? A. Yes, it’s all true. Seriously. My real parents were Vietnamese and they did call me Hoppity. My mother only had her left leg, my father his right. To have a son called Hoppity seemed very funny to them, but it was changed once I was adopted. David Gest is Vietnamese? His mother was a nun? And his real name is Hoppity? EIGHT THUMBS UP! More »

David Gest Threatens To Give Amy Winehouse A Tongue Bath

9:00AM Jess McGuire | Reading the following comments from Liza Minnelli’s ex husband David Guest about the world’s most beloved soulful scrawny boozehound Amy Winehouse made us feel extremely uncomfortable. “I love that beehive she wears, I love her tattoos, I’d lick her toes. I’m in love with Amy, I’d like to lick the inside of her hair – I’d probably find KFC stuck in it. I’d even lick the gap in her teeth. Everyone knows I’ve got a good tongue!” Officially the least sexy thing ever spoken aloud. Our genitals just handed in their resignation. (Via XRRF) More »