danny masterson

Ten Hairy Hippies That Do Inexplicably Well With The Ladies

5:30AM Defamer Hollywood | They’re one of Hollywood’s most glorious odd couples: pixie dream girl Natalie Portman and Manson-resembling folk singer Devendra Banhart. Still, despite the fact that Portman was game enough to appear as an octopus in one of Banhart’s videos, she still can’t seem to shake those naysayers clucking, “Is she really going out with him?” She is — and she’s hardly the first fresh-scrubbed starlet to fall for a charming, soap-eschewing bohemian. With the help of Molly McAleer, we’ve put together a Top Ten list of the world’s most loved-up hippie womanizers. Is it their devil-may-care facial hair, their free love attitudes, or their penchant for sharing necklaces that draws in Hollywood’s most beautiful ingenues? Burn some incense and meditate on the subject — we’ll be out back crafting a swingset out of hemp and spit. More »

Help Keep Danny Masterson, The Pride of The Celebrity Scientologist DJ Circuit, Off The Unemployment Line

5:45AM Defamer Hollywood | “Prepare to be destroyed this summer,” promises the website for the Hard Fest, which isn’t exactly a heartwarming PLUR-like welcome. This promise (or is it a threat?) becomes even more baffling when you consider that DJ MomJeans, aka celebrity scientologist cum DJ Danny Masterson, is one of the people who makes up this bill. Currently placing somewhere outside of the Top Ten celebrity DJs — the Ronson siblings seem to have the lockdown on the top two spots — Masterson’s acting career has been somewhat frigid since That ’70s Show went off the air. We remember seeing Masterson in an extended cameo in the Anna Faris stoner comedy Smiley Face, and his IMDB profile shows that he’s got a few projects in the pipeline, but we’re glad to hear that the DJ circuit is lucrative enough for him to continue filling the coffers at the Celebrity Centre. (Those OT-VII ratings don’t buy themselves, you know). Still, if you’re on the hunt for a rave disguised as a sausage fest with 17 year-olds, the HARD Festival just might be the place for you this weekend. The rest of the line-up is run down after the jump. More »

Own Danny Masterson’s Temple To His Clear, Slightly Paranoid Self

9:21AM Defamer Hollywood | For a young actor making his way in Hollywood, nothing quite says “I’ve arrived” like plunking down your sitcom earnings for a first home in the Hills – a bachelor crib of one’s own that can accomodate both raucous, hot-tub-mixer casting sessions, and quiet, introspective moments in a sauna-equipped oasis from the showbiz rat race. That’s what this Beachwood Canyon home has offered former That 70s Show star Danny Masterson, a residence which can now belong to you, as the actor has decided to address his cramped-living-space thetans by putting it on the market. Our square-footage-obsessed pals at Curbed LA have some of the details: Our tipster reveals: 1. This guy loves his Scientology. Nearly every room had a plaque of affirmations (or whatever they call them), books on the subject, etc. 2. This guy loves himself. A good 25% of the pop art in the house are drawings and photos and sketches of himself. Oh, and all the mail comes to his inside “joke” names of “D. Punch.” Clever self-reference. More »