8:27AM Jess McGuire | … Home & Away heartthrob Luke Jacobz.
I wish I could sound more excited about this latest development in talent-based celebrity television, but I just can’t muster up much energy when it comes to Dancing With The Stars. Yeah, you can dance now… so what? Unless you started the series with no legs and managed to grow them back by sheer will power (and the occasional massage from Sonia Kruger), I’m not totally blown away by the fact you’ve spent weeks training with expert dancers and can now perform a passable waltz in front of an audience of overly excited Channel Seven viewers.
But what am I saying?! The show provides Sonia Kruger with a regular television gig, had the good sense to ditch Daryl Somers (Hey, Hey IT’S TIME TO GO HOME NOW DARYL, YOUR TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT IS WELL AND TRULY OVER), and is responsible for one of
the best conversations I’ve ever had with a cab driver. I take it all back! I
love Dancing With The Stars with all my heart.
Luke Jacobz, you are a winner!
A winner is you! Well, you’re as much of a winner as someone who uses a ‘Z’ instead of an ‘S’ in their name can be. What are you, a suburban discount variety store?
Ahem. Moving on…
Actor Luke Jacobz has seen off the challenge of boxer Danny Green and AFL footballer Paul Licuria to take out Dancing With The Stars for 2008.
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