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The Madonna/Guy Ritchie Divorce: A User’s Guide

2:00AM STV | So the Sun, England’s most tasteful, reputable daily tabloid, sent word around late Tuesday that Madonna and Guy Ritchie will officially divorce by the end of the year. (”They can’t bear the pretence!”) We unpacked our grain of salt while sorting through the months of rumours preceding this one, but with everyone from the AP to Time hitching on and the singer’s exasperated rep admitting, “We’re not going to know anything until the US wakes up,” all public signs indicate this is finally it. After the jump, a quick recap of how we got here, and what’s likely next.

Madonna Has Put A-Rod Back In Her Batter’s Box

6:05AM Kyle Buchanan | Perhaps mindful that her McCain/Hitler concert montage went over about as well as a soiled dominatrix outfit, pop superstar Madonna has returned to the well that attracted her the most attention this year: her are-they-or-aren’t-they flirtation with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez. Though Madonna’s camp had quelled the rumours before by having her step out with husband Guy Ritchie, the director is now overseas shooting Sherlock Holmes, and Us Weekly says that Madonna seized the opportunity to meet up with Rodriguez once more:

Today in A-Rod / Madge / Kravitzgate: Divorce, Exploitation and Parisian Landlords

4:50AM Defamer Hollywood | For the first time in our country’s history, the epicenter of America’s commemorative period of fireworks and independence appears to have shifted to Miami. There, we’ve learned, the intercoital clusterfuck of Madonna, Alex Rodriguez, Lenny Kravitz and Guy Ritchie has reached its nadir with a Rodriguez divorce now officially on the way — freeing the Yankees slugger to (allegedly) pursue whatever pop paramour his heart desires. Except Madonna and Ritchie are still in matrimonial business — literally — and apparently will be for a while. More »

The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation

9:45AM Defamer Hollywood | If you’ve looked at the Internet at all this past week, you’ve probably gleaned that there’s something going on with Madonna, Guy Ritchie, A-Rod and, most recently, Lenny Kravitz. A lot has happened in a very short time and, quite possibly, many of you haven’t been able to keep up. But don’t feel ashamed, that’s what we’re here for! Just read our handy dandy guide to the action after the jump and you’ll have plenty to talk about at your 4th of July BBQ. More »