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Angie Harts YouTube Clip Of The Day
9:12AM Jess McGuire | ARGH!
Technical difficulties have prevented me from popping this promised audio up in a sweet mini-player sort of way – along with large dollops of conversation which we will hold onto for when Angie Hart misbehaves in a ridiculously public way and we feel that random chit chat about vegetables and drunkenness will deliver us the all important “hits” – but bugger it, let’s allow you to download in a terribly primitive manner an mp3 of Angie Hart instructing you PERSONALLY how to win tickets to her East Coast shows with Dave McCormack.
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Marvel as Angie pretends to love the YouTube Clip Of The Day feature, and practice your fingering skills (so to speak) when she is railroaded into agreeing to let eager punters holding a recorder join her onstage at shows to play along to Labour Of Love!
After some highly impressive clip submitting, Marcus has won two tickets to tonight’s Melbourne show, while Marnie is the lucky winner of tickets to the Sydney gig on Thursday night at The Vanguard, but the rest of the shows are still up for grabs. Do what you must. More » 
Brace Yourselves: The Ticket Giveaway For The Angie Hart and Dave McCormack East Coast Tour Will Be Happening Tomorrow!
3:04PM Jess McGuire | So I vaguely hinted last week (and by “hinted”, I obviously mean “hit you over the head with a large block of wood with the words ‘ANGIE HART AND DAVE MCCORMACK ARE GOING ON TOUR AND WE HAVE TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY SOON’ carved into it”) that we had something special to offer the beloved readers of Defamer Australia this week which was somehow connected to the lead singers of Frente and Custard, and by jingoes, we’ll be following through on our promise of free passes to the shows.
However, I prefer to bundle these giveaways up with something resembling an interesting online experience, and this booty of gig goodness is no exception.
Thus, I am happy to inform you that I managed to locate my infamous special journalist hunting gear once more, and soon I will be popping online an EXTREMELY EXCLUSIVE (ie: slightly idiotic) interview with Angie Hart – in AUDIO FORM. Yes! Recorded this morning, you can listen to your editor playfully insult Australia’s favourite songbird! Hear the amazing asides and dumb jokes that should have been edited out for the sake of both our reputations, but weren’t! Because I’m lazy and quite dreadful when it comes to using editing software!
I do need to clean it up a little though, so it won’t be up until tomorrow (around midday). Accompanying it will be instructions on how you can win a double pass to a show near you over the next fortnight. And next week – no promises, but I can only try – I’ll attempt to get Dave and Angie to do a little something special just for the viewing pleasure of Defamer Australia readers.
“PORNO?” – You
Oh, behave.
“OMG AND WHERE WILL THE SHOWS BE HELD, ANYWAY? MAYBE I WANT TO BUY A TICKET JUST IN CASE I DON’T WIN ONE!” – You
You’re a switched on cat, and I respect that.
After the jump, a helpful guide to the tour (and some phone numbers if you’d like to order yerself a couple of tickets).
“BUT WAIT – CAN YOU TELL US ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR BRILLIANT AND PENETRATING (LOL) INTERVIEW WITH ANGIE HART IN ADVANCE?” – You
Okay. IF you have a recorder, and IF you can play the solo in Labour of Love, then Angie has agreed to welcome you on stage at the shows to play along with her and her handsome guitarist Sam Agostino. Top that!
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” – You
Dude, I know.
Now jump and check out the tour schedule, for fucks sake. More » 
YouTube Clip Of The Day
4:48PM Jess McGuire | Ahhh, 1981 in Australia… a blissful, innocent time. A period where a man could compliment a woman’s legs without fear of reprimand, and when ladies flashed their knickers with impressive regularity.
To celebrate, let’s watch the following advertisement from “back in the day”.
Awesome.
Today’s YouTube Clip Of The Day was submitted by Tim C in response to our Sime Nugent gig competition yesterday. As a reward, Tim will find himself on the door (plus one) at Friday night’s festivities at The East Brunswick Club.
East Coast living Defamer Australia readers should stay tuned, as we have tickets to give away for what should be an awesome July tour featuring two beloved Australian artists. Let’s just say if you’re a fan of Custard and/or Frente, and have a healthy admiration for the lead singer of each band’s solo works too, then you’ll be WELL PLEASED with what we have to offer you next week. More » 