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Megan Fox Explains Her Disdain For Fat Kids Bearing Flowers

10:31PM the cajun boy | Megan Fox cites confusion in explaining away the infamous flower incident, Ryan Seacrest is developing a Lindsay Lohan reality show, Kate Moss is an absolute pain in the arse girlfriend, and Katie Lee Joel’s new man is shagging fashion editors. More »
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The Megan Fox Topless Photos You’ve All Been Waiting For

9:59PM the cajun boy | The week she’s starring in a blockbuster film release, nude photos of Megan Fox magically appear on the internet, Artie Lange is banned from the Tonight Show, Lindsay Lohan goes berserk in a club, and Paris dishes on boning Ronaldo. More »
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Chris Brown And Rihanna Back Together Again

10:08PM the cajun boy | Chris Brown and Rihanna attend Game 4 of the NBA Finals, Paris Hilton has a raunchy rebound hookup with soccer star Ronaldo, Paul Shaffer almost played George Costanza on Seinfeld, Megan Fox has genetically-deformed thumbs and Madonna adopts another African. More »