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4:26AM Hamilton Nolan | Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It’s been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More »
Tom Cruise Controls Books And Bottles With His Mind
4:26AM Hamilton Nolan | Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It’s been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More » 
Music
Amy Winehouse Rap Attempt A True Horror Show
6:35PM Andrew Belonsky | Yeesh! Former singer and current train wreck Amy Winehouse recently spent a night rapping. It’s on video. And it’s just awful. More »
Online
Phillip Garrido: Child Murderer?
3:50PM Andrew Belonsky | Ack! Just when you thought kidnapping rapist Phillip Garrido couldn’t get any worse, there are now rumours that the blogging religious fanatic may have killed victim Jaycee Dugard’s sons. Because, you know, why not? [The Sun]
Flotsam & Jetsam
In True Psycho Fashion, Phillip Garrido Had Blog, Heard God
1:12PM Andrew Belonsky | Oh, look! Phillip Garrido, the maniac who kidnapped Jaycee Dugard 18 year ago and then impregnated her, has a blog! And it’s scary! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Phillip Garrido’s Backyard Of Horrors
11:51AM Andrew Belonsky | This here’s the California backyard where Phillip Garrido, who’s living residence is to the right, kept Jaycee Dugard prisoner for 18 years. He obviously gave a hoot about building codes. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Jaycee Dugard Found After 18 Years, Thanks To Abductor’s Idiocy
11:32AM Andrew Belonsky | Phillip C. Garrido’s one sick son of a bitch. He even puts sicko Austrian man Josef Fritzl to shame. For the past 18 years, Garrido spent his time tending to one Jaycee Dugard, whom he brazenly kidnapped back in 1991. More »
People
Billy Mays Lives On—In Sticker Form
5:40PM Andrew Belonsky | Few celebrities touched our lives as deeply as pitchman and cocaine user Billy Mays. And, in an effort to ensure his dreams lives on, deranged mourners are affixing his likeness to anything and everything that will accommodate a sticker. [TMZ]
People
Michael Jackson Lives! (Seriously, People Believe This?)
1:18PM Andrew Belonsky | People are stupid. Pure and simple. Take, for example, rumours circulating that Michael Jackson, like Tupac and Elvis, still walks among us. Why would people believe such an outlandish thing? Again: they’re stupid. And then there’s this… More »
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