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Where Teary Lindsay Lohan And St. Elmo’s Fire Meet In The Middle
3:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We’re not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it’s awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Weekend Gossip Roundup: More »
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Rehab For Courtenay Semel’s ‘Exhaustion’
9:58PM Ryan Tate | Courtenay Semel is ready to stop lighting her girlfriends’ hair on fire, or at least regain access to the trust fund her father, former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, locked her out of. More »
Courtenay Semel And Casey Johnson Find Non-Flammable Peace At Sundance
8:30AM STV | We had heard that Defamer legend Courtenay Semel and Casey Johnson might retreat to Sundance for some make-up time after Semel mistook her on-again, off-again girlfriend for kindling a couple weeks back. More »
Amateur Stylist Courtenay Semel Denies Angrily Fire-Treating Ex-Girlfriend’s Hair
6:15AM STV | Celebrity lesbian nexus Courtenay Semel has escalated her scorched-earth game to a stunning, literal new level, reportedly ending a fight with an ex by torching the woman’s hair. More »
8:10AM STV | My Dad Cut Me Off, You Dumb Fuck: Courtenay Semel’s turbulent path from press line to welfare line picked up speed this week when her father, former Warner Bros. and Yahoo! boss Terry Semel, reportedly yanked the cash underwriting her lavish, bisexual, epithet-spewing, security guard-thwacking lifestyle. Courtenay is now said to be “freaking out” and looking into reality-show alternatives. We think we have just the series for her, if she doesn’t mind getting roughed up a bit. [NYP, photo via TMZ] More »
Courtenay Semel’s Stirring New Catchphrase: ‘Google Me, You Dumb Fuck’
3:08AM STV | Today brings an addendum to our one-stop guide to comprehending Courtenay Semel, the celebrity lesbian nexus who was last seen having her claws removed from a Vegas security guard: Her alleged victim, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed suit yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court, claiming that the volatile Yahoo! scion attacked him in a drunken rage last August at Caesar’s Palace. Worse yet, he alleges that Semel humiliated him with one of the most emasculating things a Z-list reality alumna can bellow at a man. More »
Wherein We Attempt to Comprehend Celebrity Lesbian Nexus Courtenay Semel
6:10AM STV | Last week’s debut of Defamer Answers seemed to go reasonably well, with our survey of the phenomenon that is The Jonas Brothers provoking rich discussion among fans, enemies and baffled cultural observers alike. This week’s edition finds us contemplating a far less-heated subject whose profile is surging nevertheless: Courtenay Semel, an entertainment industry scion and B-list lesbian whose exploits have landed her everywhere from reality TV to the interior of Lindsay Lohan’s pants over the last three years. More »
