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Sarah Palin vs. Liz Lemon: Who’d Make the Better Veep?

4:38AM Defamer Hollywood | Shocking news today as John McCain refuted his choice of Heidi Montag as vice president, instead settling on heavily lip-glossed Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. As Jeff Wells notes, Palin has a certain resemblance to Tina Fey as Liz Lemon: the horn-rimmed glasses, the messy up-do, the required fealty to an older, conservative man in charge. But where does each stand on the issues? We combed through their records (and Hulu) to find out — the results, after the jump: More »

‘90210′ Stars Jennie and Shannen: Ladies Don’t Punch, They Scratch

8:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Despite the fact that Jennie Garth is still taunting Shannen Doherty with expertly crafted put-downs, EW was able to wrangle the two 90210 stars for an arm-in-arm photo shoot and revealing Q&A. In it, Doherty reveals that she never really liked Brenda Walsh (”They just took her in a really odd direction that I didn’t necessarily agree with at the time”) and that she still harbors insecurities begun by the seminal “I Hate Brenda” newsletter. All well and good, but what about the matter everyone still cares about: the long-rumoured Doherty/Garth catfights? More »

Susan Sarandon: Drugs Are Bad, But Man Did I Love ‘Em

3:00AM Molly Friedman | Another day, another reason to adore Cougar Queen Susan Sarandon. Sure, these quasi-shocking revelations about one of Hollywood’s most respected actresses are intelligently being released just as her next film Speed Racer guns for a second place B.O. finish, but if we thought the 61-year old’s new tattoo was cause for celebration, consider her recent discussion involving How To Talk To Your Kids About Drugs: Sarandon admits she took plenty of drugs during her time in 1970s Hollywood, and isn’t afraid to share her experiences with the teenagers. “When they were pretty young, Miles said, ‘Did you do crack?’ and I had to explain, ‘No, they didn’t have crack in those days.” More »

Susan Sarandon Finds Fountain Of Youth In Local Tattoo Parlor

5:55AM Molly Friedman | Ever since our first viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, we have adored and idolized Susan Sarandon as both an actress and an icon. And her recent decision to get the mature woman’s version of a tramp stamp on her upper back only serves to heighten our girl crush. Despite being located on her back, the tattoo in question is far from trampy: Sarandon decided to intertwine the first letters of each of her three children’s names in sky blue script. As for her reasoning behind the spontaneous ink, “Why not? I turned 60 and after a while you think, ‘Well I’ve only got my body for a few more years anyway’.” A closer look at the new tat, and why Susan chose body art over “that burn victim” look other stars go mad for these days, after the jump. More »