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Crashing Cars And Flushing Drugs: ‘The Two Coreys’ Season Finale

9:00AM Mark Graham | · Mercifully, the second season of The Two Coreys came to a close this weekend. The Haimster spent all season trying to convince Felddog, his therapist, Nelle, the show’s producers and everyone watching the show that he didn’t have a drug problem. While it may be true that his addiction to the hard stuff is in the past, the one-car accident that he got into in the season finale certainly shows that prescription drugs still play a significant role in his life. Until next season… [The Two Coreys] · Looking for a good way to kill about 20 minutes of your workday? Try the Empire Magazine poster quiz on for size. Full disclosure: We just got 23/46. [Empire] · Spaghetti, opera, white wine and cardigans with rolled-up sleeves: what the ’80s were all about. [Goldenfiddle] · While won’t go so far as to say that this girl’s Katie Holmes impression tops our own Molly McAleer’s Lindsay Lohan impression, there’s no denying that this girl has got a lot of Miss Cruise’s mannerisms down pat. [Fromacloset's YouTube] · You might the remember that the Tumblrverse nearly collapsed onto itself when a rash of What Would [Insert Mad Men Character Here] Do? sites burst onto the scene a few weeks back. But rather on pontificate on what these group of fictional characters might do, why not spend time time going through the list of things that ’80s hero MacGyver actually did? [List Of Problems Solved By MacGyver via Core 77] More »

Billy Bob Thornton ‘Elm Street’ Rumours Spark Defamer Casting Frenzy

6:50AM STV | The day’s fastest-spreading casting rumour intrigues as much for its potential for on-screen carnage as its requisite off-screen tragedy: The man who originated Freddy Krueger in A Nightmare on Elm Street has Billy Bob Thornton pegged to portray the razor-fingered villain in a planned remake. Robert Englund doesn’t sound too upset about it, either, informing JoBlo that the Michael Bay-produced reimagining would treat Wes Craven’s original with the hacky, high-gloss dignity it deserved 25 years ago. Englund stopped short of suggesting he’d join the film, of course, lest he subject himself to Thornton’s infamous scythe-handling clumsiness. More »

Corey Haim’s ‘Drug Relapse and Light Show’ Not the Comeback We Had in Mind

6:35AM STV | Forget the anti-”retard” class rallying against Tropic Thunder — you know who really needs a nationwide boycott on his behalf? Corey Haim, whose long, troubling emotional slip-slide took a sharp downward turn into “exploited batshit crazy” Sunday night on The Two Coreys. But don’t just take his perceptive mother’s word for it (“I have seen a little bit of a decline in his behaviour. I really have”); after the jump have a look at dress rehearsals for his putative comeback, featuring the actor himself as the verbally abusive, word-slurring hat-seeker who discovers terror in his very own bathroom as Judy Haim looks on. It could always be worse, we suppose — Corey Feldman doesn’t sing or moonwalk — but when we say “Save Corey,” we actually kind of mean it. [A&E] WATCH VIDEO More »

Corey Feldman Works Through Rumoured Pop Star Abuse With Controversial ‘Moonwalk’ Therapy

4:00AM Seth | We hate to pile on more misery for Corey Feldman, having just spit his final goodbyes at former best friend Corey Haim after a tender sneaker-note gesture went awry. But we simply had to share some recently unearthed lost performance footage, in which the actor/poolside musician—who spoke out against Michael Jackson during that singer’s 2005 child molestation trial—appears to be singing in white-soul-inflected tongues while being possessed by the groin-thrusting spirit of the deposed Pop King himself. The YouTube page hosting this monstrosity comes with an appropriately severe caution (“Warning! This video is very disturbing!”), but we encourage you to tough it through to the very end, if only to experience the vicarious sweet release of one audience member who had simply had enough. More »

Is This The Fight That Ends ‘The Two Coreys?’

9:25AM Seth | The incessant squabbling between Corey Feldman and Corey Haim reached its logical conclusion on last night’s The Two Coreys, when Haim—fresh off a botched chance at career resuscitation on the set of Lost Boys 2—was cornered by Pauly Shore and Todd Bridges for an intervention/’80s-TV-theme-singalong gone terrible wrong (video after the jump). What comes next is something so horrible—worse even than Feldman’s ear-shredding poolside recital—that our shaking hands can barely type the words to describe it: A note left inside one of Haim’s sneakers (nice touch, story editing department!) leads to a nuclear showdown between the two soured bromance partners and Mrs. Susie Sprague-Feldman. Does this mark the very end for the two lifelong friends? Will they never again stand-by-side, posing playfully with Popsicles as if they were lit stogies? We pray that’s not the case, but we fail to see how they’ll ever be able to replace the smoking rubble where once stood sturdy bridges. Until next season, at least. More »

Rock-Bottom Coreys: Five Classic Low Points From the Haim/Feldman Tradition

9:00AM Defamer Hollywood | From full-page “hire-me” ads to shill-tastic film-festival crashing, we’ve recently observed the trajectory of Corey Feldman and Corey Haim’s relationship with us and each other taking an unusual U-shape. The nadir (we think) appears in this sneak-peek of Sunday’s The Two Coreys when, in a testament to love and tone-deafness, Feldman serenaded his wife Susie with a little string-accompanied tune you can hear after the jump. Then join us in comparing and contrasting Feldman’s Otis-Redding-by-way-of-chainsaw delivery with a few of the duo’s other travails captured here diligently in recent months. Where will it end? Or, more to the point: Will it end?