cooking
Small Screen
11:29AM Jess McGuire | More brilliance from the interwebs. Have you ever watched the LifeStyle channel’s hit television show 4 Ingredients and thought to yourself “My god! I’d rather reheat some day old faeces than swallow that hideous kitchen concoction!”? Well, you’re clearly not alone. Website The Last Appetite has decided that they could make a better fist of it in the kitchen, so to speak, and they’ve created a 4 Ingredients Recipe Generator. More »
4 Ingredients Recipe Generator
11:29AM Jess McGuire | More brilliance from the interwebs. Have you ever watched the LifeStyle channel’s hit television show 4 Ingredients and thought to yourself “My god! I’d rather reheat some day old faeces than swallow that hideous kitchen concoction!”? Well, you’re clearly not alone. Website The Last Appetite has decided that they could make a better fist of it in the kitchen, so to speak, and they’ve created a 4 Ingredients Recipe Generator. More » 
The Food Network Don’t Want A Motor In The Back Of Nigella Lawson’s Honda
11:18AM Clem Bastow | Between all the too-hairy, too-skinny, too-mental coverage womankind is getting in the media these days, you’d be forgiven for thinking that there are better places to be than in the spotlight. And now it seems even sextastic television chefs – i.e., people who are generally accepted as being able to eat FOOD, as opposed to the sunlight and roasted almonds that the other female stars are served up – aren’t immune to the exacting pressure of waistlines and bum sizes.
Evidently TV chef Nigella Lawson, she of the finger-licking-goodness and dangerous curves, has been deemed too “fat” for US televisions.
The New York Post said: “Our spies at the Food Network say Nigella has way overeaten.
“The result is a butt like a horse.
“Her director is now doing back flips to not show her below the waist.”
A Food Network spokesman denied any filming changes.
While we’re not entirely sure why they would need to film Nigella’s bum in the first place (other than to revel in its wondrousness, of course), we can’t help but issue a world weary grooooaaaan when we read about things like this.
Yes, Nigella has traded on her appearance/sex appeal, but come on, dudes – she’s a chef. She’s not America’s Next Top Model. More » 
