8:48AM Jess McGuire | It may seem surprising to regular viewers that Defamer Australia hasn’t been covering the story of the fecal-flavoured gelato allegedly being served up at Sydney establishment The Coogee Bay Hotel. To be honest, I’ve been following it in my own time, but sometimes a story seems so unreal, it renders me speechless. But I would be remiss as a “journalist” to not mention it at
all on this site, an online safe haven for poor taste poo (< -- ZING!) jokes and other immature things.
Let's assume you've been living in a cave and are completely unaware of the sordid surprise left in a bowl at a pub. Basically, there's a family out there accusing staff of The Coogee Bay Hotel of popping (plopping?) some human dung in their dessert. The hotel, naturally fearing backlash if word spread their menu contained elements of bottom waste, denied the entire thing and claimed tests had proven the gelato in question contained only delicious - if not slightly smelly - bits o' chocolate. Yum!
The folks who were served up the poo didn't believe them, and separate tests have concluded that yes, their after dinner delight really did contain bum deposits.
A food sample supplied by a family who allege they were served gelato laced with frozen faeces at a Sydney hotel has tested positive for faecal matter.
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