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Don’t You Know Black Guys Control All The Banks And Media?

2:49AM John Cook | Rush Limbaugh unleashed an exquisite blast of paranoia on Fox News show last night, predicting that newspapers, television networks, and radio networks will all go bankrupt (true), at which point Obama will personally take them over (crazy). More »

Rahm Emanuel Fun-Fact Addendum: Probably Loathes Andy Samberg

6:51AM STV | We’d like to take just a moment to officially append our 20 Fun Facts About Rahm Emanuel, Ari’s power-broker brother who’s expected to bring a little profane, alpha-male flair to the White House as Barack Obama’s chief of staff. We’ll call this Fun Fact #21: Was impersonated by Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live in a skit eventually spiked by the show’s producers, perhaps fearing it could overshadow any one of host Tim McGraw’s own, more solemn stabs at comedy. OR for one of a couple of other reasons after the jump — where you’ll find the clip as well. More »

BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Not Dead, Says Miley Cyrus

4:28AM STV | Miley Cyrus hackers continue to represent one of the fastest-growing segments of the American tech sector, returning to haunt the Disney superstar once again over the weekend. This time around, however, the ambitious intruder bypassed Miley’s generically scandalous shirt-chomping escapades in favour of spreading the much more dire gossip that she was dead. Spoiler alert: She’s not! But that doesn’t mean she won’t seek vengeance anyway. More »