9:30AM Defamer Hollywood | In a shocking interview airing later tonight, Guantanamo-quality
Extra interrogator Jerry “Dr. Answers” Penacoli inserts a series of bamboo shoots underneath
Hairspray star John Travolta’s exquisitely manicured fingernails until the enigmatic actor comes clean
about his controversial bedtime, unexpectedly admitting under the duress of Penacoli’s punishing, Geneva Convention-violating techniques that he is, in fact, a vampire: “I fly sometimes at night. I catch up on all sorts of business I have to do…I do my work out at night.”
The full press release after the jump, for those strong enough of constitution to learn the truth uncovered by
Extra, yet too impatient to wait until dinnertime.
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