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The Ten Types Of Harvard Wannabes

4:06AM Hamilton Nolan | William Fitzsimmons, Harvard’s dean of admissions, is taking questions on the New York Times‘ website. So far, 788 queries have been submitted. What do these questions tell us about American higher education? That it can make you crazy, times ten. More »

Hermione: Ditching Hogwarts for Harvard?

5:40AM Defamer Hollywood | Good news for all of the nerds who’ve had wet dreams about Hermione since age twelve – Harry Potter actress Emma Watson is applying to college, and she’s thinking about leaving the esteemed halls of Hogwarts and heading to the States to get her education! We’re sure the rising seniors over at Sigma Alpha Epsilon will be taking bets on who will nail her first while eager potential dormmates list “magic” and “sorcery” as interests when filling out their roommate request forms. More »

Hollywood Treats Labour Day Moviegoers to Festive Abundance Of Crap

2:05AM STV | Welcome to a special Labour Day edition of Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to what’s new, noteworthy and potentially nausea-inducing this week at the movies. We’re as shocked as anyone to see another bottleneck for wide releases, with five films vying for scarce holiday dollars before studios roll out their fall collections. Alas, there they are — only one dumpee can finish on top, and our overeducated guess follows below. We’ve also got a hunch over who stands to lose big, our regular underdog pick for your consideration, and the best of the best new DVD releases for you three-day-weekend homebodies. As always, our choices are our own but positively elegant in their accuracy. You’re welcome!