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Have A Listen To Natalie Imbruglia’s New Ditty

12:38PM Jess McGuire | Did you know Natalie Imbruglia and Chris Martin recently worked together on her new album? Probably not, because it hasn’t been mentioned in every single damn interview she’s given regarding her latest record. Well, he penned a song for her called Want and it’s now available for your listening pleasure online. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

YouTube Clip Of The Day

6:33PM Jess McGuire | Muppets do Coldplay. Pleasant enough for this time of day, I’m sure you’ll agree. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam

Palins Offered Bristol A New Car To Dump Levi Johnston

8:59PM the cajun boy | Todd offered Bristol a new ride to get her to dump Levi, Spencer Pratt is the “King of Weed,” Paris Hilton thinks that The Hills is “so lame and fake,” Kate Hudson is travelling with the Yankees to bone A-Rod, and Susan Boyle may be institutionalised very shortly. More »
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Adelaide Crying Inside After Another Concert Snubbing

3:09PM Jess McGuire | Poor Radelaide. I visited your fine city in February with the likes of Frente in tow and had a jolly good time, but it seems we are pretty much the only people who have bothered to pop by the Festival State lately. Sook on! More »
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Lady Gaga Should Be Ashamed Of More Than Her Name…

11:55AM Jess McGuire | Hey, guess which pretentious doofus only answers to their stupid stage name! OH GO ON, TRY AND GUESS! DESPITE THE HEADLINE! More »
People

Shane And Simone Spotted Enjoying Sound Relief Concert In Thoroughly Romantic Manner

11:26AM Jess McGuire | Let’s face it, beloved readers. All the text message mishaps and vaguely trampy suburban housewives selling tell-alls to gossip magazines around the country couldn’t extinguish the red hot romance between Australia’s favourite faux-blonde former couple Shane and Simone Warne. More »
Music

And God Saw That It Was Good.

8:32AM Jess McGuire | How could we start our week with anything other than the John Farnham/Coldplay rendition of You’re The Voice from the weekend’s Sound Relief concert? We’d be mad! More »
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That Dream Coldplay/John Farnham Collaboration Is Becoming More And More Likely

8:24AM Jess McGuire | Oh, joyous and glorious day! My hoping and praying seems to be working, as the papers are reporting that Chris Martin is dropping hints about delivering the You’re The Voice goods with Australia’s own Big JF at the Sound Relief concert in a way that is making us all believe it’s possible, it’s really possible! Coldplay have hinted at a surprise for fans during their set at this weekend’s Sydney Sound Relief concert. The British group are rumoured to be joined on stage by John Farnham to perform his iconic hit You’re The Voice when they open the bushfire and flood benefit concert on Saturday. And what’s Chris Martin telling journalists with a “knowing smile”? More »
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This Potentially Amazing/Horrific Sound Relief Collaboration MUST Happen

3:09PM Jess McGuire | From Christie’s Music News regarding this weekend’s Sound Relief concert at the MCG: One of the worst kept secrets was that Kylie Minogue was to be added to the bill, as guest MC. Rumours are flying about as to who else will be on the bill. Barry Gibb is rumoured, while Coldplay were reportedly trying to heave John Farnham out of hibernation to do “You’re The Voice” with them. Chris Martin loves the song, apparently, and they played a few bits of it at one of their Melbourne shows. COLDPLAY + JOHN FARNHAM = TOGETHER AT LAST. Please, someone make this happen. More »
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Chris Martin’s Back Door Brag

4:32PM Jess McGuire | If you’re a fan of 30 Rock (and why wouldn’t you be, unless you were some kind of idiot?) you’d be well aware of the concept of the “back door brag”. I’ll let the character Jenna explain the concept to you if you’re unfamiliar with it: “It’s sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it’s hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. “ So when Chris Martin says he’s bummed about giving Natalie Imbruglia one of his new songs for her album, knowing full well the press will run with that quote for days, see if you can spot the back door brag he throws in. He’s married with children to Gwyneth Paltrow but Coldplay singer Chris Martin is having regrets over his old flame Natalie Imbruglia. But Martin’s regrets are more professional than personal after writing the comeback single so desperately needed by long-time hitless Imbruglia. More »