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Lily Allen Versus Elton John: The Footage

4:39PM Jess McGuire | As mentioned earlier today, Elton John and Lily Allen enjoyed some sparkling banter whilst hosting the the GQ Awards. To summarise events, Lily drank an impressive amount of champagne and swore a lot, Elton made a joke about her boozing, Lily retorted “Hey old dude, shut up, I am young and have what is left of my career ahead of me!” (not an exact quote, of course), and Elton reminded her of the impressive cocaine snorting abilities he once had back in the day. And now? Their banter in YouTube form, after the jump! More »

If You Insist She’ll Have A White Wine Spritzer. Or Eighty.

11:34AM Clem Bastow | It’s been a while since Lily Allen has come up with the goods, so to speak, in the hilarious celebrity bad behaviour stakes, so this latest update pleases me immensely (after all, she’s like Amy Winehouse but without the crushing sense of the imminent death of humanity and a bunch of cute fluffy kittens and babies): in short, Lily got shickered at the GQ Men of the Year Awards and pissed off nearly everyone in the room/entertainment industry. Even better, it was a cavalcade of bad manners as everyone’s iffy behaviour inspired everyone else, and in the end Elton John and Mani from Primal Scream had joined the party (the latter exclaiming, on the topic of Elle MacPherson, “F-cking hell, a giraffe in a dress”). When Allen told the star-studded Royal Opera House audience “now we reach a very special point in the evening”, Sir Elton sniped: “What, you are going to have another drink?” More »